Miles- the Annoying Follower

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New Notification. MuffinLover sent a message, four hours ago...

MuffinLover_46: Hey! You owe me a huge apology.

Me: Me? Are you talking to the right person here?

MuffinLover_46: Yes, dummy! You called me boring and uninteresting.

Me: because it's true. I basically told you the truth that you didn't what to admit to. So you should be thanking me. Whiles you're at it, adds some XOXO's. Doll. XD

MuffinLover_46: Ugh! You know, what? I honestly don't care what you say! :P

Me: Good, at least we know you're boring but you have a decent amount of self confidence. Amazing accomplishment, doll.

MuffinLover_46: Shut up.

Me: why? I was never talking?

MuffinLover_46: You know what I mean!

Me: Right

MuffinLover_46: So, what's you're real name? I'm pretty isn't not ColdHeart_8.

Me: does it concern you?

MuffinLover_46: No...but...

Me: Exactly.

MuffinLover_46: Here, since you shy, my name is Mia.

Me: are you stupid? Ever heard of stranger danger? You just told me you're name. Easily like that. I could be a pedophile for Christ's sake.

MuffinLover_46: No, I'm not stupid. And I'm trusting 100% that you aren't.

Me: I just might be ;)

MuffinLover_46: God! Don't joke like that! /:(

Me: Maybe, I'm not joking...

MuffinLover_46: Shut up. You're not funny.

Me: Why so serious? I'm only joking. Don't worry, doll. I'm leaving now. You're still very boring, especially with that horrible, cheesy profile picture. Really, a a muffin with a smiley face in it?

MuffinLover_46: What? It's adorable.

Me: You're not very original are you?

MuffinLover_46: I am!

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