. Message to ColdHeart_8...
Me: Who are you?
ColdHeart_8: a pedo
Me: Not funny. Seriously who are you? And what's you're name?
ColdHeart_8: its going to take more than interrogation to get that info from me.
Me: fine. I'll just come to you house at midnight and point a butcher knife at your face til you speak!
ColdHeart_8: Ever been to an asylum, before?
Me: What?
ColdHeart_8: just answer me.
Me: no...why?
ColdHeart_8: did you recently break out? Because you clearly belong there.
Me: whatever.
ColdHeart_8: that's it? No intelligent comeback?
Me: what? Should I say you're a big dick?
ColdHeart_8: No, but I do have a...
Me: Ewww
Stop, with that statement. Don't even finish it.ColdHeart_8: I'm kidding around, geez, ever heard of humor?
Me: Yes! Look, I have a joke for you!
ColdHeart_8: okay, doll, lay it on me.
Me: What did the bartender say to the horse?
ColdHeart_8: I've already heard this, doll.
Me: Ugh, fine. What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
ColdHeart_8: I already know that one too. You're bad at this, doll. But if it makes you feel better, I already knew you would be.
Me: Meanie. Why don't you ever say something nice?
ColdHeart_8: Nice? I don't do nice. Sorry, doll.
Me: doll? Why doll?
ColdHeart_8: because you're fake like a doll.
Me: I am not!
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Short StoryColdHeart_8: its going to take more than interrogation to get that info from me. Me: fine. I'll just come to you house at midnight and point a butcher knife at your face til you speak! ColdHeart_8: Ever been to an asylum, before? Me: What? ColdHeart...