Mia- Are you a, pedophile?

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. Message to ColdHeart_8...

Me: Who are you?

ColdHeart_8: a pedo

Me: Not funny. Seriously who are you? And what's you're name?

ColdHeart_8: its going to take more than interrogation to get that info from me.

Me: fine. I'll just come to you house at midnight and point a butcher knife at your face til you speak!

ColdHeart_8: Ever been to an asylum, before?

Me: What?

ColdHeart_8: just answer me.

Me: no...why?

ColdHeart_8: did you recently break out? Because you clearly belong there.

Me: whatever.

ColdHeart_8: that's it? No intelligent comeback?

Me: what? Should I say you're a big dick?

ColdHeart_8: No, but I do have a...

Me: Ewww
Stop, with that statement. Don't even finish it.

ColdHeart_8: I'm kidding around, geez, ever heard of humor?

Me: Yes! Look, I have a joke for you!

ColdHeart_8: okay, doll, lay it on me.

Me: What did the bartender say to the horse?

ColdHeart_8: I've already heard this, doll.

Me: Ugh, fine. What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

ColdHeart_8: I already know that one too. You're bad at this, doll. But if it makes you feel better, I already knew you would be.

Me: Meanie. Why don't you ever say something nice?

ColdHeart_8: Nice? I don't do nice. Sorry, doll.

Me: doll? Why doll?

ColdHeart_8: because you're fake like a doll.

Me: I am not!

ColdHeart_8 is disconnected at the moment...

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