Miles- Texting the Pervert

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New Notification. MuffinLover_46 sent message, ten hours ago.

Me: what do you what now?

MuffinLover_46: why do you sound so uninterested to hear from me.

Me: maybe it's because I don't like you? Because, maybe you make me feel bored?

MuffinLover_46: rude. I don't not. I'm a fun and moving person. Take everything you said back.

Me: Why would I?

MuffinLover_46: Because... You're wrong about me! You don't know me, at all.

Me: so...? You're point.

MuffinLover_46: My point is that I am fun and you stop being a big baby about it.

Me: fine. But I'm still not apologizing. That's absurd.

MuffinLover_46: Fair enough. Soo...what's your favorite color?

Me: what does it matter?

MuffinLover_46: of course it does, now answer me.

Me: is this your unique way of starting a conversation?

MuffinLover_46: psst. Nope, you're wrong.

Me: Sure. And if it really matters to you, black.

MuffinLover_46: Now was that so hard?

Me: No...but you know what else is hard?

MuffinLover_46: Ugh, grows. Stop that! You're disgraceful.

Me: How so? I only meant to say, the biscuits I'm eating were hard. What were you thinking?

MuffinLover_46: Oh...umm, forget that...

Me: haha, you thought I was talking a about the other thing, didn't you? Pervert. ;)

MuffinLover_46: Pervert? I'm not a pervert, you Prevert!

Me: gee, thanks. I know I already am one, aren't all boys that way?

MuffinLover_46: I guess. But way do you boys do that? Its gross and disgusting.

Me: eh? I don't know, I guess it's fun...unlike this conversation...

MuffinLover_46: Again with that sick comment!

Me: What is little miss MuffinLover, upset?

MuffinLover_46: very /:(

Me: guess, what? Idc- I don't care.

MuffinLover_46: of course you don't. Why so I even try with you.

Me: Because you love me.

MuffinLover_46: nice one. Was that one of you're humor jokes?

Me: finally, someone pulls a comeback from up their sleeves.

MuffinLover_46: Thanks you, thank you very much.

Me: Question?

MuffinLover_46: yeah.

Me: did you get that off of Google?

MuffinLover_46: psst. nope, all from this creative, fun mind!!!!

Me: okay, whatever you say, doll.

Muffin: okay, Chico estupído.

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