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Miles- Rival Bestie

Message sent to MuffinLover_46, two mins ago.

MuffinLover_46: Hey

Me: Hi

MuffinLover_46: Do you like me?

Me: Mya...you're a very flattering person, scratch that you're a decent person but I'm not interested in you.

MuffinLover_46: No, stupid jerk face! I meant as a friend! Why would I ever like a douche like you?

Me: simple. Because you think I'm sexy, in which you'd be right.

MuffinLover_46: psst. Well that a trashy explanation.

Me: at least they're Not as trashy as your stupid Google comebacks.

MuffinLover_46: correction, Bing comebacks. And they sure are better than you silly explanations and theories.

Me: whatever... I'm not in the mood to get into a irrevelant dispute with you.

MuffinLover_46: well, this wouldn't have happened if you didn't came at me first!

Me: like I said I'm not having a retarded agreement with you, Mia.

MuffinLover_46: okay, I agree. Alright back to my initial question. Do you like me? As a friend of course?

Me: well, you're okay. Not exactly what I'd want ideally for a friend but you'll do.

MuffinLover_46: awe...that was kind of one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.

Me: And now the last. So why did you ask me such an irrelevant question?

MuffinLover_46: Well, because I just want to make sure that I was doing a favor by being your friend.

Me: Mia?

MuffinLover_46: Yeah? Is there a problem, best friend?:)

Me: don't call me that. And do you seriously think I'm like your friend, Archer?

MuffinLover_46: psst. Of course not. You not him and what he did isn't something you're gonna do.

Me: I feel like you're lying.

MuffinLover_46: Why is that?

Me: I Don't know, this whole friends thing is very strange and suspicious.

MuffinLover_46: Okay, so now I know you've haven't be social in quite awhile.

Me: ugh...stop worry about my social life.

MuffinLover_46: lol, Miles. You're taking this friend thing way to serious, than it needs to be.

Me: whatever.

MuffinLover_46: :)- We've got a lot to work on.

So, anyway. Ever tried bacon with syrup?

Me: no

MuffinLover_46: French fries and cheese?

Me: no

MuffinLover_46: peanut butter and nutella?

Me: no

MuffinLover_46: C'mon Miles. Stop being so douchy. You've making this friend thing hard.

Me: good

MuffinLover: -_-...it's like you don't want to be my friend.

Me: Clearly. It took you long to realize, doll.

MuffinLover_46: ugh. Fine, we can be rivals. I'm fine with that too.

Me: How about, non of the above.

MuffinLover_46: it's not an option.

Me: well now it is. Anyway, I gotta go.

MuffinLover_46: where to? Rival bestie?

Me: work

MuffinLover_46: lol...I still can't get over that. Have fun, Rival Bestie.

Me: oh. Someone kill me now.

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