Miles- Stupid autocorrect

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MuffinLover_46: how old are you, Miles?

Me: 19

MuffinLover_46: seriously? Are you for real?

Me: why wouldn't I be? I just told you

MuffinLover_46: What's you're full name?

Me: Miles Donovan.

MuffinLover_46: Woah, I have to admit your name sounds kind of dreamy.

Me: Of course, it sounds dreamy to you. You can't deny that fact that you love me.

MuffinLover_46: Haha, enough with the jokes, Miles. I'm eating cereal. I might, choke on a lucky charm!!!!

Me: Ew, lucky charms.

MuffinLover_46: what's wrong with lucky charms?

Me: you like them

MuffinLover_46: what's wrong with me?

Me: lots of things. I'd say, bit I don't want to hurt your already damaged self esteem.

MuffinLover_46: shut up loser. You're just mad, geez.

Me: maybe, I am

MuffinLover_46: okay, next question. Have you ever had a girlfriend, before? Do you have one now?

Me: boy, weren't you waiting to ask me that.

MuffinLover_46: -_-

Me: yup, I use to have a girlfriend. She cheated on me, so I broke up with her, last summer.

And I don't need you stupid pity. It's stupid and useless.

MuffinLover_46: Yes!

Me: what?

MuffinLover_46: damnit, I meant to type, I'm sorry for you. Psst, stupid autocorrect. :)

Me: sure, it was autocorrect ;)

MuffinLover_46: Next question. When did- did you become, emo?

Me: do I really need to answer that?

MuffinLover_46: What? Of course, you do, bum I answered you questions.

Me: So? Doesn't mean, I have to?

MuffinLover_46: yes you do! It's only fair.

Me: Nah, I think it's best if i don't tell you. Don't feel bad, doll. I trust you but not now.

But you can ask me anything else, though. Even the burning question I bet you want to know. "How big I am?"

MuffinLover_46: What!!! That's gross, I'm not like that, Miles!

Me: the sweet and quiet are usual the dirty ones.

MuffinLover_46: I beg to duffer, I'm not like that. Stupid.

Me: I know you aren't, you're too soft and innocent, you wouldn't even hurt a fly.

MuffinLover_46: are you calling me, weak?

Me: pretty much. Do I have to say it again to be clearer?

MuffinLover_46: whatever... I gotta go, loser. I got to get to school and right now, Kassidy (my best friend) is bothering me about you.

Me: haha, cute. You told you friend about me. I feel so special.

MuffinLover_46: more like she took my phone and started reading our messages. (And I swear she didn't read about, your past or mine)

Me: Now I don't feel as special anymore. :(

MuffinLover_46: because you aren't, stupid jerk face.

I'll talk to you later. Here's my number, I probably won't have the guts to call you so, maybe you could call me. If you want of course.

(914-677-3729)

Me: just go to school, doll.

MuffinLover_46 is disconnected at the moment...

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