Miles-Grammar Cop

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New notification. Message from MuffinLover_46, sent three days ago...

MuffinLover_46: Hey! I been meaning to ask you something.

Me: what, now? Are you going to give me a semi friendship prep talk? Because I'll pass...

MuffinLover_46: Nooo...psst. Silly, I was going to ask you your name...

ColdHeart_46: just because your nice don't mean your not a rapist or pedo.

MuffinLover_46: I'm not a rapist! Or a pedo! Please, just trust me.

Me: No,doll.

MuffinLover_46: Yes!

Me: Not a chance.

MuffinLover_46: Yes!

Me: Nope,

MuffinLover_46: Yesssssssss. Pretty pleaaaasssseeee...

Me: desperate are we? ;)

MufffinLover_46: psst. Yeah, right. I'm not. I very just wanna know.

Me: I very just...? Start making some sense before, I leave you...

MuffinLover_46: Ugh. Here, I really just wanna know! HAPPY!

Me: very:)

MuffinLover_46: Alright, Grammar cop. Tell me.

Me: I honestly, can't believe I'm actually going to tell you.

MuffinLover_46: Awe, I feel special.

Me: I'm just gonna give it to you straight...you aren't special...

MuffinLover_46: Gee, do you smell a hater around here? Or is that just me?

Me: Eh, you're probably smelling yourself...

MuffinLover_46: Whatever, back to the subject.

Me: what?

MuffinLover_46: your name dum dum.

Me: ugh, back to this topic.

MuffinLover_46: :)

Me: Fine,but you can't ask me about how I'm doing or what I'm feeling. Caspice?

MuffinLover_46: ugh, fine. A deal is a deal.

MuffinLover_46: I wonder if you're name is Logan. Or Jeremy. Or...well, why don't you just tell me. :D

Me: Miles

MuffinLover_46: miles? What are you talking about? This isn't math?

Me: I'm going to kill myself because of how dummy you are right now. My fucking name is Miles. Dammit, I shouldn't have told you...

MuffinLover_46: oh, oops. Miles...

Me: You really are special, in the special ed way, you know that?

MuffinLover_46: take that back! I am very smart and special in my own way. You're just jealous.

Me: of, what again?

MuffinLover_46: of how awesome I am.

Me: whatever floats that deranged looking boat much like yourself.

MuffinLover_46: You're just a hater -_-

Me: What did you expect from a guy like me?

MuffinLover_46: I should have seen that coming...

Me: Exactly

MuffinLover_46: Whatever, I hope you know that you irritate and annoy, me!

Me: like music to my ears- continue... :)

MuffinLover_46: Ugghhh. hdjska. Grrrrrr. Uhhhh. I hate you.

Me: Just as much as me? Finally we are on the same page for once.

MuffinLover_46:grrrr...

Me: later, doll.

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