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Miles- Comeback War

(Calling Mia)

Mia--"D-Don't stop! Belie-eving-"

Miles--"Mia! I'm only 19, I don't need a hearing aid!"

Mia--"Miles stop pretending you don't like my singing. And my clever bing comebacks."

Miles--"Trust me when I say I hate them both."

Mia--" Whatever loser. We know you are just jealous anyways."

Miles--" No. No. That's all in you head, darling. There's nothing to be jealous about."

Mia--"psst. Liar. Just yesterday or so, you were a little jealous of the boy name Brett who asked me to prom"

Miles--"Mia? You're seriously no good at lying, you might have to take a class because you're lying is critical.'

Mia--"ugh, haghhs jajjaksj jaajka"

Miles--"Mia, speak English."

Mia--"ugh, I have to admit though you're comeback was pretty good."

Miles--"At least you're finally realizing what an actual comeback is and how stupid your bing comebacks are."

Mia--"no. No. I'm just saying you comeback was good, no where near as great as mine, darling."

Miles--" oh yeah?"

Mia--"Oh yeah! Challenge accepted, stupid jerk. First one with a weak comeback looses."

Miles--"too easy. Prepared to lose Medusa?"

Mia--"to you? Not a chance, stupid jerk face."

Miles--" Alright, I like the confidence. At least you got that one thing going for yourself."

Mia--"I'll have you know I'm very unique and multi-talented! Okay, you my friend are not."

Miles--"Weak comeback, darling. Looks like I've won."

Mia--"uh, I wanna rematch!"

Miles--"Nope, you lost. Deal with it, doll."

Mia--"I swear I'll win the next time, jerk. I vow, too!"

Miles--"Good luck with that."

Mia--"I don't need luck."

Miles--"After what I've just seen, you gonna need all the luck possible."

Mia--"ugh, hkkkbb dfyhhbg jkkkv"

Miles--"Mia, we talked about this already. English. Espanol!"

Mia--"Shut up, you."

Miles--"Nah, I'm good."

Mia--"fine. Fine. So, let's put this whole comeback competition aside and worry about other things?"

Miles--" Like?"

Mia--"Idk, Halloween!"

Miles--"you can't be serious! Halloween? What are you, five?"

Mia--"yes, in fact. Look, I'm gonna be the joker this year just way more sexier and devilishious."

Miles--"yeah, do the fate of humanity a favor and stick to muffin suits and fairy wings."

Mia--"Oh! I like that! Mystical muffin!"

Miles--"..."

Mia--"so what are you gonna be? A pirate, a prince, a butcher?"

Miles-" none of the above. I don't have time for childish events."

Mia--" woah, I honestly fell sad for you."

Miles--" And why is that?"

Mia--"become you don't celebrate Halloween! The awesomest holiday ever."

Miles--" And so?"

Mia--"You're missing out. I have an idea-"

Miles--"and that is my cue to jump out the window-"

Mia--"Miles! C'mon, why dont we celebrate Halloween together?"

Miles--"No."

Mia--"please?"

Miles--"No.

Mia--"pretty please?"

Miles--"still no. Just because you put pretty witj please won't make me change my mind."

Mia--"pretty please with Cherry on top?"

Miles--"No."

Mia--" Please. Please. Please-"

Miles--"goddamn! Fine."

Mia--"Now was that so hard?"

Miles--"...fuck you"

Mia--"Miles! Watch you language! And ouch!"

Miles--"what? fuck?"

Mia--" yes!"

Miles--" fuckity, fuck, fuck"

Mia--" Your so immature, goodbye!"

Miles--" ...fuck..."