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Ashton: r u ok

Ashton: ur mum looked worried af

Ashton: why aren't you replying

Ashton: baby

Ashton: i'm blabbering aren't i

Ashton: i'm whipped for u

Ashton: my jaw fucking hurts f u

Ashton: contemplating what we are bc u hurt me

Ashton: jk

Me: You're a little shit Irwin

Me: You don't even talk like you're mature

Me: Like a twelve year old

Ashton: HIIII YOU'RE BACK

Ashton: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Ashton: I JUST BUTTERED U UP IN COMPLIMENTS

Ashton: AND THAT IS ALL U CAN SAY

Ashton: fuk u bitch

Me: Stop being so mean, okay? :(

Ashton: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it xx

Me: got u, pussy

Me: btw my mum is going to melbourne on wednesday til like sunday *cries*

Ashton: Why's that?

Me: Work :\\\\

Ashton: then u be home alone

Me: don't be a fuckboy i s2g

Ashton: Was gonna say I'll buy you a nightlight in case you get scared but ok

Me: We both know you weren't

Ashton: i'll chill w you though

Me: Define chill because it sounds like you're gonna try it on w me

Ashton: Take you to school in mornings, drop you home after school and we watch movies and have dinner and I can kiss u a lot but i won't touch the no-no parts

Me: THE WHAT

Ashton: the naughty area

Me: you're a fucking weirdo

Ashton: Fine I won't spend my precious time w you

Me: pls do

Ashton: hehe

Ashton: we should have nicknames now that we're a thing

Me: I gave you no consent of owning me

Ashton: oh

Me: ayyy lmao got u

Ashton: Who's the little shit now

Me: me, bc i kicked you in the jaw, lol KICK-JAW

Ashton: don't call me kickjaw ever again

Kickjaw: or ill cry

Me: Oops

Kickjaw: What

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