1) Knock on people's doors. When they answer, shout: "THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN!" Repeatedly before walking away.
2)When people answer the door, ask to see the menu.
3) Instead of candy, give everybody dental floss and toothbrushes.
4) Hand each trick-or-treater a bill after handing out candy. Ask whether they would like to pay in cash.
5) Smear chocolate on your face and have huge piles of candy visible in the background. When people come trick-or-treating, tell them you have no candy.
6) Trick-or-treat at the same house every 10 minutes or so.
7) Name your wide array of pumpkins.
8) Look at the trick-or-treaters and scream:"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!" Works best if they're dressed as something not scary.
9) If you're gonna dress up, make sure you're in full character. If you're a Disney princess, hand everybody candy "coated with wishes and dreams".
10) Open the door to a little girl/ boy dressed like a princess/ prince/ carrot (there was somebody dressed like a carrot in my neighborhood last year) and yell: "HOLY PICKLES! YOU SCARED THE FLIPPING FIDDLESTICKS OUT OF ME YOU CHEESE CRACKER!!"
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How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird: A Guide
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