A/N: This was suggested by Loueysis and since Christmas is coming up, I decided that I'd do it.
1) Lie down in a corner in the feral position and chant :"Santa Claus is coming to town.... Santa Claus is coming to town......."
2) Stare into a mirror and recite " How The Grinch Stole Christmas" over and over again.
3) Tell your parents that you're moving out. Tell them Santa's buying you a house on 34th street.
4) Sing:" All I want for Christmas is my brother's two front teeth..." Hold pliers while singing this.
5) Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and pretend to be a Christmas tree.
6) Jump on your friends back and yell :" Now, Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, now Blitzen!
7) Make conversations out of Christmas carols. Example: "Y'know, I saw my mom kissing Santa Clause.
8) Paint your nose red and wear antlers.
9) Wear a Christmas sweater, Christmas lights as a belt, paint your nose red and wear antlers, carry around a cup of egg nog and wear a Santa hat on your head. Complain about how you're not festive enough.
10) Watch your family as they're sleeping. When they wake up, sing: " He sees you when you're sleeping..."
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How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird: A Guide
Casualehey (though i have written some chapters, not all of these mine, so credits go to the people who have written them)
