1) Take a picture and tweet the texts that the guy sitting next to you is sending.
2) Reserve a seat on every journey but sit somewhere else.
3) Sit on the floor.
4) Have a loud and tedious conversation with yourself in a silent carriage.
5) Barge past other people.
6) Carry a huge and heavy backpack and swing around as much as possible.
7) Eat your nutritious lunch of raw onions and ask your fellow passengers whether your breath smells. (Just eat a Miracle Berry before you do it.)
8) Eat some yummy burritos at 7 am! All your fellow passengers will love you!
9) Why don't you let your passengers take a look at the wonderful shoes you just bought? Go ahead and stick it right in their face.
10) Lie down on multiple chairs.
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How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird: A Guide
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