1) When the elevator opens, stare at the gap between the door and the elevator with a shocked look on your face. After a bit of staring, take a deep breath and jump over it. Breathe heavily after you jump,and shout triumphantly:"I DID IT!!!!!"
2) Press all the buttons in the elevator.
3)Open up your briefcase or purse peer inside for a bit before asking:"Got enough air in there?"
4)When the elevator is quite full, shout:" NO!!!!NOT NOW!! MOTION SICKNESS!!!"
5) Be quiet, then announce something like:" I have new underwear on."
6)Sniff your armpits and say:"Definitely forgot to wear deodorant today."
7)Use your phone to call a psychic hotline and ask them what floor you're on.
8)Lean over to a fellow "passenger" and say:"I know they're still watching me."
9)Sway in time to the beat of the elevator music.
10)Feel free to practice your tai chi and relaxation exercises.
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