1) Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people who try to get by.
2) Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
3) Constantly ask people for directions.
4) Start line dancing. Make sure there is no music. At all.
5) Use the shoulder of the person next to you to take a nap.
6) Use pennies in the turnstile.
7) Pole dance on the poles of the trains.
8) Lean over the shoulder of the person next to you and laugh about how funny their book/texts/etc..are.
9) Sit in a aisle seat and put your huge backpack on the seat next to you.
10) If there is an argument on the train, take out that spare package of caramel popcorn you always have and sit back and enjoy the show.
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How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird: A Guide
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