1) Ask what topping goes best with well-aged chardonnay.
2) .backwards pizza your order
3) Change your accent every three seconds.
4) Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself and say:"Where was I?Who are you?"
5) Ask them not to put a band-aid on it this time or you'll sue.
6) Dance around the word pizza. If they say it, ask them to not mention that word.
7) Move the mouthpiece of the phone farther away from your mouth during the call. When the call is ending, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream "GOODBYE" at the top of your lungs.
8) Tell them to check if your pizza is in fact, dead.
9) When they repeat your order, ask them to "say it again, once more, with a little more OOMPH this time."
10) End the call with:"Remember, we never had this conversation."
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