phil🌙: have we ever met??
nobody🌊: yes but it was so embarassing and it makes me cringe so much
phil🌙: we hAVE MET OMG WHO ARE U CUTIE
nobody🌊: u really think im gonna give my identity up that easily?
phil🌙: ._.
phil🌙: worth a shot
phil🌙: r u the guy that managed 2 spill chocolate milk on my head?
nobody🌊: no
nobody🌊: u realise im gonna deny all of these?
phil🌙: well u can find out about my encounters with strangers so
phil🌙: are u the person who thought i started a fight with them and punched me in the face?
nobody🌊: no but aW UR POOR FACE
phil🌙: the kid who chucked at rock at me 'on accident'?
nobody🌊: no
phil🌙: the guy i caught jacking off in my car?
nobody🌊: nO WTF EW R U KIDDING
phil🌙: no i am scarred 4 life
nobody🌊: aw ur poor innocent mind
phil🌙: im not innocent wtf
phil🌙: also i cant think of any more im too sleepy
phil🌙: come and cuddle me
nobody🌊: i would want nothing more than to hold you beautiful
phil🌙: aww plZ COME TO ME I LOVE CUDDLES
nobody🌊: i really really really really wish i could:c
phil🌙: :'c goodnight nobody
nobody🌊: goodnight sweetie
YOU ARE READING
nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
