eren⚔: where are you and dad jfc
phil🍙: @ home
phil🍙: y
eren⚔: r u actually kidding me rn
eren⚔: YOU IDIOTS ZELDAS GRADUATING FROM UNI TODAY U FUCKERS
phil🍙: WhAT
phil🍙 has added dan👼🏻 to the chat
dan👼🏻: i have arrived peasanTS
phil🍙: ZELDA IS GEADUATING R U DRESSED
dan👼🏻: ur funny phil
eren⚔: dAN R u sRs
phil🍙: GeT a SUiT On RN mR.HowELL
dan👼🏻: whyYYyyYy
phil🍙: UR DAUGHTER IS GRADUATING FROM UNIVERSITY WITH A MASTERS IN PHYSCOLOGY U SHELF
dan👼🏻: thats todaY?
eren⚔: I CANT BELIEVE YOU HOW COME I HAVE SUCH IDIOTS FOR PARENTS
phil🍙: hey
dan👼🏻: hey now
phil🍙: weURre driAvRing OthCere KrigShtTA nowR
eren⚔: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PROVE HOW MUCH OF A MEME U R
phil🍙: i dont know what ur talking about?????¿
dan👼🏻: yeah eren gosH
eren⚔: I HATE YOU BOTH
phil🍙: is saturn with u
eren⚔: yes can u not cry like last time (she/her)
phil🍙: iF U DONT WANT ME TO CRY THEN DONT BE CUTE SIMPLEZ
dan👼🏻: hey whatever happened to tht meerkat advert
eren⚔: ITS STARTIBG IN 5 MINUTES CAN U PUT UR FOOT ON IT JESUS CHRiST
a/n: idek
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
