nobody🌊: can u help me with sumthin
phil💌: yea?¿??
nobody🌊: i want 2 frickle frackle with chris kendall yaAS get him in my bed woOHOO
phil💌: ok????
nobody🌊: OH MY GODHAKAHAJSHJAJSJS
phil💌: what is going on lol
nobody🌊: SHAHHAWKOS NEHSJAIAHWUSIABAJS
nobody🌊: CHRISMd KENDALL STEtwALS PRIVATEr POQuSSESIONS THuTS WHAT
phil💌: oh
phil💌: my god
nobody🌊: IM GONNA PUNCH HIM I STG
phil💌: nO VIOLENCE
nobody🌊: toO LATE
phil💌: tell chris i said hes a dickwad and im going to fight him
nobody🌊: he said "meet me at the nightclub for a smackdown u freakin spoon"
phil💌: aw how cute
phil💌: my two friends with benefits bonding
nobody🌊: WHAT DO YOU MEAN U HAVE TWO
phil💌: nO I JUST MEANT U
nobody🌊: u better or ill freaking kill u, u spork
nobody🌊: watchin u>:(
phil💌: im sorry
phil💌: i love u
nobody🌊: u better mean tht homeboy >:(
YOU ARE READING
nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
