dan👼🏻: you're so good to me cutie
phil👽: i do try aka i literally just recorded adventure time bc u forgot but its whatever
dan👼🏻: i love u nerd
phil👽: love u more pretty
dan👼🏻: the house is so empty without zelda and eren:(
phil👽: does my baby want some cuddles
dan👼🏻: yes please
phil👽: whens zelda n riley-lad getting married?
dan👼🏻: in 4 months💔💔💔
phil👽: we havent even got suits
phil👽: could we wear our wedding suits?
dan👼🏻: well i cant
phil👽: why?
phil👽: u looked so pretty in it
dan👼🏻: well thts part of the problem because u managed to rip the blazer and shirt sleeve nearly clean off, u also broke off 4 buttons off the shirt and u alSO managed to rip the zip away from the trousers
phil👽: im laughing sM sorry
dan👼🏻: i wanted to keep tht suit looking nice as well:(
phil👽: aw im sorry baby
phil👽: can i make it up to you?
dan👼🏻: i can probably think of something...........
phil👽: i cant wait to hear your ideas gorgeous;;;)))))))
a/n: what is this chapter idk
3 more chapters fam im sad
also my name is now levi not sara so it would be lovely if you could start calling me levi:))))
i love ur comments they make me laugh sm so thanku for them:))))))))
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
