dan🖼: apparently one of the "kids" in erens class wants to be a girl
phil🤖: what do you mean baby
dan🖼: eren said there was a "kid" going into the girls toilets instead of the boys and "they" were wearing sparkly nail varnish
phil🤖: why are they and kid in speech marks
dan🖼: bc thts what eren kept calling "them"
phil🤖: what do u mean
dan🖼: instead of saying boy or girl or he or she he would said "kid" and "they" because he "forgot to ask them what pronouns to use"
phil🤖: omG we raised him well
dan🖼: ik i was so proud i nearly cried💞💞💞💞💞
phil🤖: did u talk to their parents or??? because the kids in erens class are only 8 years old dood
dan🖼: yea apparently klaus trubick wants to be called klaudia and announced at dinner they were a girl on the inside whilst standing on the table
phil🤖: what did their parents think?
dan🖼: they were like "its fine but klaudia is only 8 years old, we dont want to make huge movements when she hasnt really had time to figure it out but if thats truly what she wants, we would be very proud and happy"
phil🤖: thats good
dan🖼: eren wants to invite her round??????
phil🤖: thats fine, should i make pasta for dinner???
dan🖼: that would be gr8, on my way home beautifulllllll xxxxxxxx
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
