dan🖼: zelda told me she wants to invite a boy round
phil🤖: ok
dan🖼: what youre just gonna say yes?
phil🤖: dont be so heteronormative u are literally a gay man
dan🖼: but i dont want my baby growing up
phil🤖: oh shush gorgeous
dan🖼: ugh fine
~time skip~
dan🖼: riley is so tiny and sweet bless
phil🤖: ikr
dan🖼: zelda passed me in the hallway and said "ill keep my door open if u want" i was like u really are my daughter arent you
phil🤖: did she leave the door open
dan🖼: i was like "i dont mind" and so she left it like half open
dan🖼: but when i passed through tht hallway again all i heard was giggling and mario kart 9 music
phil🤖: awwww
dan🖼: is eren still at klaudias
phil🤖: hes sleeping over??
dan🖼: oh right lmao
dan🖼: did brendon and sarah say anything to you???? (klaudias parents)
phil🤖: yes mr.worried they said they were gonna do what we r doing now
dan🖼: kk
dan🖼: ive done the washing where r u
phil🤖: living room but ur gonna need to drive riley home soon
dan🖼: ugH but i just want to cuddLE
YOU ARE READING
nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
