dan howell🏯: iTS BEEN A YEAR WOOHOOO
phil howell👼🏻: aww eren is a year old what my heart hurts
dan howell🏯: aw babe
phil howell👼🏻: what have u done with my child where iS HE
dan howell🏯: wtf do u mean UR child
phil howell👼🏻: HES MINE IF UVE GONE INSANE WHERE R U TWO
dan howell🏯: im in the fucking kitchen feeding him jfc
phil howell👼🏻: aww can i see
dan howell🏯: no u thought i had gone physco and run away with OUR child
phil howell👼🏻: im sorry can i please see my baby on our sons birthday
dan howell🏯: whatever
phil howell👼🏻: you two look too adorable
phil howell👼🏻: with ur lil matching hobbit hair and pjyamas
phil howell👼🏻: he has hoBBIT HAIR LIKE YOU AWW
phil howell👼🏻: im sorry i didnt mean to cry on you there
phil howell👼🏻: but i couldnt help it bc im just so happy
dan howell🏯: i am too
phil howell👼🏻: u deserve happiness more than me
dan howell🏯: doesnt matter who deserves it more, we are both happy and thats all that matters
phil howell👼🏻: can we get a little girl when erens older
dan howell🏯: wow okay calm down philly
dan howell🏯: yes for sure
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
