phil👼🏻: klaudias having surgery today hm
dan🖼: hm indeed
dan🖼: r u driving eren round there
phil👼🏻: yes if i could find the fuCkiNg caR KeYs
dan🖼: their in the fricking office you idiot
phil👼🏻: nO THEIR NOT FIGHT ME HURRY UP
dan🖼: ur such a seven year old child let me find them u nerd
phil👼🏻: thanks
dan🖼: whatever go see klaudia luv
phil👼🏻: "luv"
phil👼🏻: wait b4 i go wheres zelda
dan🖼: were watching deadpool and shes saying that its so old
phil👼🏻: im offended
dan🖼: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR U TO GET INTO A CAR I CAN HEAR EREN YELLING AT U
phil👼🏻: OKAY FINE LOVE U ANGEL
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
