phil💌: baby wheres my schedule
dan😇: bathroom
phil💌: thx
dan😇: have u got my attack on titan sweater its freezing
phil💌: no
dan😇: phil
phil💌: FINE IT WAS ME
phil💌: IT JUST SMELT OF YOU AND YOU HAD LESSONS ALL DAY AND I WAS COLD AND LONELY AND I MISSED U SO IVE WORN IT EVER SINCE U LEFT FOR CLASS THIS MORNING
dan😇: thts so cute phil
phil💌: im not fucking cutE FIGHT ME
dan😇: shush u dork
dan😇: so glad weve nearly done with college now
phil💌: same
dan😇: can sucking phillip lester off be a job thx
phil💌: ur an idiot
dan😇: would not be a bad job tho think about it babe
phil💌: although tht is tru u need to drink some holy water
phil💌: bc u thirsty af
dan😇: only for u
phil💌: thts not gonna make it acceptable baby
dan😇: :((((
phil💌: i h8 u
dan😇: god what is this bully-dan-and-crush-his-heart hour
phil💌: iM KIDDING SWEET BABY BOY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART ALL MY EVERYTHING
dan😇: sweet baby boy(◠‿◠✿)
phil💌: my sweet and beautiful baby boy made of sunshine and prince of the flowers
dan😇: i love you so fucking much phil
phil💌: i love you too but i would hope you already know that^_^
a/n: ANIME BOY IS SO COOL AND IM SO NOT AND I REALLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS BC HES SO NICE AND I JSUT UGH
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nobody _ pml + djh
Fanfiction❝phil: what's your name?❞ ❝nobody: nobody❞ ❝phil: :(( phil: youre not a nobody to me❞ a text message au where nobody was insecure and in love and phil was completely oblivious
