Forever Young

Chapter 5: Whores

"Taylor Swift isn't a Whore" Kim says to Erin.

"In what world isn't she?!" Madi says.

Kim huffs and walks out.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they like its better than yours... Damn right it's better than yours."

"Anneka, get off the counter and stop twerking." Erin says to me.

Rawr. meow. Moooooo.

"Madison hand me the ketchup." I say.

"No, you have legs god made them for you."

I look at her.

"We'll god also gave me these."

And I flip her off with both fingers.

Erin laughs and starts calling the wall guy and telling him the incident.

"You don't know who One Direction is. That's like a big "fuck you" to me... Oh look a weird noise- HE HUNG UP ON ME!!"

We laugh and I continue eating oreos.

"Do pigeons have feelings?" I ask.

"I don't know but that wall guy must live under a bloody rock or some shit." Madison says.

"Yeah he didn't know what one direction was... How?" Erin adds.

"Am make a sandwich and then eat it... Like a horse." I say.

"Your really weird." Madison says.

"We'll duh, no I'm not. I'm really Anneka." I say and give em a "pshhhh"

Erin laughs and put her arm in the hole in the wall.

She waits.

"AHHHHHH! MY ARM! HE HAS MY ARM!!" And the closes her eyes.

We panic.

"Haha you guys are such a dumbass ball of no brains" Erin says.

I get on the counter and do the Zayn Malik version of the dump dance.

"I CAN'T SHUT UP!!! WE CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!I RAWWRRRR." Erin screams.

We laugh hard and get up.

"Rawr Rawr Rawr rawr." Madison adds.

"Mooooooo." I add.

They look at me like...

Haha wut?

"You heard me."

"Yeah you sounded like a cow." Erin says.

I roll my eyes and go upstairs. I hear creaking and turn around to see a window wide open and a door close really fast...

"ERIN!!! MADISON!!!"

I open the door and see the one and only Mrs. Plastic or the Plastics.

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

"I was raped." She says."

"Tell someone who cares." I say.

"Where do I go where I'm safe." She asks.

"That window." I say innocent. I point to the window and smile.

"Wow." She says.

"It's not like you haven't been fucked before." Erin says.

"Now leave." Madi says.

She walks past us and true to go downstairs.

"No,bit not polite to not leave the way you came." I say.

She climbs out the window and we hear a thud, Erin shuts the window and smiles evilly.

"...she fell."