MESSAGE FROM THE CREEPYPASTAS

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Jeff the killer: WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?!

Eyeless jack: *walks into room* whats going on?

Jeff the killer: WHERE.IS. SHE!

Masky and Hoody: O_O

Slenderman: What is all this commotion about?

Jeff the killer: except the usual harassment over fangirls for my fabulous looks *poses* we have a crisis

Jane the killer: *facepalms*

Ben Drowned: Cutting your face doesn't make you any prettier so i don't know where you get your info from-

Jeff the killer: Says the guy who got his eyes burrowed out

Eyeless Jack: Jeff, explain the crisis please, i have a short tension span

Jeff the killer: Kitty has been missing for 3 months

Slenderman: She said she was off to do some mock exams and revise up for her real exams

Jeff the killer: Anyway, the amount of people spamming her to continue this story is unbelievable!

Eyeless Jack: Your over exaggerating *grabs phone from Jeff*  HOLY MOTHER OF-

Sally: Whats going on? Wheres kit-kat?

Slenderman: Jeff was about to get kitty

Sally: Yay ^u^

Jeff the killer: Wait-What? Since when?

Slenderman: Since now, and take Jack and Ben with you

Jeff the killer: WHYYYYYYYY?!

Slenderman: Its nice for Jack to exit the house once in a while and for Ben... *looks over at Ben* Its good for him to just generally be out of peoples way

Eyeless Jack: Lets get this over and done with so i can get back to doing what i was doing

Ben Drowned: Doing nothing and watching TV? *smirks*

Eyeless Jack: Yep, and to see you on TV

Ben Drowned: I'm on TV? o.O

Eyeless Jack: Ever heard of the discovery channel? *smirks and walks out front door*

Ben Drowned: Why you- *runs after him*

Jeff the killer: *facepalms and trails after Jack and Ben*

-TIME SKIP-

After a long day at school, kitty couldn't wait to get home and sleep. As she got the front door, it was sung open and was pulled inside.

Kitty: w-whats going on?! *looks at Jeff* what are you doing here?

Jeff the killer: Thanks for the hello... Anyway, we got a problem

Kitty: problem?

*CRUNCH*

Kitty and Jeff: O.o

Ben Drowned: *walks in eating Doritos* i got hungry

Kitty: *facepalms* that means the trio is back... wheres Jack?

Eyeless Jack: *calls* in here!

Everyone walks into the living room to find Jack watching TV. Ben sits beside him and they both eat and watch TV together.

Kitty: *turns to Jeff* so, whats been happening?

Jeff the killer: The usual... How come no one is in your house by the way?

Kitty: Mum went to pick up younger siblings and everyone else is at work, i was let out early after having an exam near the end of the day. Speaking of exams, i'm gonna go sleep-

Jeff the killer: Not till you at least start updating weekly on your stories

Kitty: ???

Jeff the killer: Wattpad spammers demanding more updates

Kitty:  But in tired ;-;

Jeff the killer: Don't care, come with me-

-LE TIME SKIP AGAIN-

The doorbell rings in the creepypasta mansion and Sally runs and opens the door, followed by other creepypastas

Slenderman: How was the trip?

Sally: Wheres kit-kat?

Jeff the killer: The trip was alright and for kitty- I mean... kit-kat, she passed out

Eyeless Jack: *walks in carrying sleeping Kitty* Jeff is too lazy to carry her and Neither of us trusted Ben to carry a sleeping teen

Ben Drowned: I wasn't going to do anything ...

Everyone: ...

Ben Drowned: ...yet

Sally: sleeping kit-kat!

Slenderman: Take her upstairs to sleep and post what happened today on her other stories to let her audience know shes still alive

Jeff the killer: alright

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Authors note:

Hey! Its Jeff the killer here.... um.... what the hell does she wrote here? Um......... Kitty is still alive..... um..... yeah, she will update and stuff.... if not.... i will kill her. Yep. Ok, im gonna pass the keyboard to sally now
                                    -Jeff

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                                               -Sally

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                                                                               -Slenderman


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