If Only ( Joe Sugg Fanfiction) |DISCONTINUED|

Chapter 34

Joe walked out ready to go. It was almost 9:30 a.m now. He gave me a wink, but I just pretended I didn't see it just to tease him! I continued to play with our precious child. Jane is so adorable. Just like her father.

Joe's P.O.V

We hopped into Madi's car with me driving, Caspar in the passenger seat, and Madi with Jane in the back. I drove down the driveway and onto the road. Caspar turned the radio on, and it was Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift, Madi's favorite artist.

Madi immediately bursted the lyrics out, careful not to hurt Jane's ears. Eventually, everyone but Jane was singing. We pulled up in front of a Halloween store and got out.

I got out and took the stroller out from the trunk, connected the car seat to it, and made sure Jane was ready to go. Jesus Christ, being a parent really is hard. Caspar was already inside.

Madi pushed the stroller as I walked closely to the side of her. I wrapped my arm around her waist as we walked through the crowded store. We were pretty late on shopping but whatever!

We walked into the women's costumes first because Madi insisted that we looked for her costume first. I looked at all the costumes, and most of them were pretty slutty. I cringed at all these costumes and Madi did the same.

"Ugh! All these costumes are stupid!" Madi said, looking at the costumes on the rack. You could see the the little hoes checking me out as they searched though the racks to find a slutty costume. I just glared at them, but of course they didn't give a shit.

I helped, looking for something Madi would like. Madi hates sexy costumes so much. She just like regular costumes.

"Hey, let's just do a couples costume. You'll be Mario and I'll be Luigi," I suggested as Madi nodded her head. We walked around the aisle, looking for a Mario costume.

Madi's P.O.V

Finally, we found a Mario costume in my size after what felt like years. They had a whole fucking aisle for sexy women's costumes. We walked right past it. Now, Joe's turn. Jane started to get a little cranky. I picked her up, and asked Joe to push the stroller.

It didn't take Joe as long to find a Luigi costume for abovious reasons. We bumped into Caspar during our little adventure.

"Guess what I'm going to be!" Caspar asked with so much excitement.

"Um, I don't know," I responded as Joe lifted his shoulders.

"Follow me," Caspar said, leading us down the aisle. He pointed at the costume, and it was a pizza costume . I bursted out laughing. I'm gonna be honest, I don't have the most atractive laugh, but this was just too good not laugh at.

"Are you for real?" Joe laughed, shoving Caspar into a girl who looked about our age.

"Oh, sorry. My fiends were just being stupid," Caspar said before turning around to look at the girl. Caspar's eyes immediately lit up. I looked over at Joe and he was already looking at me. I think we both know where this is going.

"Oh, it's okay!" She said. Her voice sounded so sweet and kind. She was wearing a floral blue dress that I was absolutely jealous of. She had long, shiny blond hair, and she was wearing the prettiest smile I've ever seen. She walked away, and Caspar followed her. I looked over at Joe and we both bursted into laughter.

I carried Jane through the store, and to the check out line. Since Jane was already asleep, I put her back into her stroller. We paid for our costumes, and stood outside the exit, waiting for Caspar to come out.

"Have I told you how gorgeous you look today?" Joe said, trying to turn me on by getting really close to me. He wrapped his arm around my waist and I just stood there, teasing Joe.

"No," I said very vaguely still trying to tease Joe. Eventually, Caspar walked out.

"I got that beautiful girl's number and a pizza costume! I think this shopping trip was a HUGE success!" Caspar cheered as Joe and I laughed at his stupidity. I pushed the stroller all the way to the trunk.

Joe openned the trunk and unhooked Jane's car seat from the stroller.  I took Jane to her spot and buckled her up. She's still asleep. I have a feeling she'll be a lot like Caspar.

This time, I drove while Joe watched Jane, and Caspar in his same spot. I drove to Tesco because we needed to do some grocery shopping. Joe vlogged a bit in the car as I sang a long to the songs playing on the radio. I parked the car and we all got out.

Joe and I did our same rituals that we do when we take Jane out of the house and walked over to the entrance. Joe pushed the cart while I pushed the stroller. We walked around the store, getting what we need and other stuff.

"Joe's P.O.V

I wandered off to the aisle on the other side of where Madi was. Looking around, I found a mask that I knew would scare the crap out of her. Taking out my camera, I vlogged what was going to unravel. I gave Jane to Caspar and walked slowly and quietly behind Madi.

"Boo!" I yelled right when Madi turned around and fell on the floor.

"Oh my God. You're such a dick," she said as I helped her up from the floor. She punched my arm while people just stared at us. Madi isn't the strongest person I've Metz, but she's so adorable when she tries to punch me like that.

Madi was looking for some pads and other girl stuff like that while I just stood there with Jane, using my phone. All of a sudden, a bunch of girls came running over us, screaming their heads off.

"Holy crap! It really is Joe and Madi!" One girl screamed to her friends. I just laughed and gave them "my signature smile that makes everyone melt". Madi walked over to them, holding her pads. She laughed awkwardly with her red cheeks, throwing them in the cart. We all laughed.

"We love you guys so much! We've been watching your videos since the beginning of your channels!" another girl said with a Filipino accent. Madi's eyes literally lit up when the girl talked.

"Oh my gosh! You're from the Philippines?" Madi asked with so much excitement as the viewer nodded her head. We just talked, gave them hugs, looked at our precious little Jane, and then Caspar walked over.

"Hey, do we sti-," Caspar said before getting interupted by the girls screaming again. Madi and I laughed as I covered Jane's ears. Once again, they talked and they had to go.

"Well, okay! It was nice meeting you guys! I will forever treasure this moment!" one of the other girls said as they walked away with the biggest smiles I've ever seen. That really warmed my heart.

(A/N)

Hey people! I don't really have a lot to say..... JUST HAVE A NICE DAY! LOL xxxxxx