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Episode 2-> 2 Targets, 1 Natalya; Shino the spoil-sport and Choji the teddy-bear

Episode 2-> Two targets, one Natalya... Shino the spoil sport; and Choji the teddy bear???

Me: "RAWR!!"

I said spring into the air with my arms stretched in the air ready to pounce on Shino and Choji...

But I stopped, landing on the ground on one knee afterwards standing up blinking. It's not because they spotted me or nothing which they had |'I mean, how couldn't they? I roared'| but I stopped because I just realized something. 'Hey wait if I have two targets then which one of the two was I even going for?' Everyone stared at me confused, startled and so on as I paced back in forth in thought about my dilemma. If I was paying any attention the fact that a few had pulled out weapons would have frightened me. 'Should it be Choji or Shino first? O crap yeah it should be Shino first because well if he sees me do it to Choji then he'll be on guard but if he's my target then I'll be able to surprise him!'

I knock my fist into the palm of my hand. 'I got this...'

Naruto: "What were you up to Natalya..."

Naruto asks with this goofy grin on his face that was suddenly in front of mine own making me stop from pacing.

I face him and put on the biggest, fakest, most cheerful smile I could make.

Me: "I weren't up to nothing"

Everyone look semi-confused. I knew they thought that made absolutely no grammatical sense but you had to be the one saying it to understand. You see he said what "were" you up to but I'm still up to something so I wasn't up to nothing, I am up to something- you get it, right? Good... now then-

I launch into action. I push off the ground sending myself running and I bolt-tackle Shino. [Wow that reminds me of Pokémon O.o! I choose you Pikachu!!] Even though he was caught off guard his stance was firm so we didn't topple over which I was hoping we didn't anyway. I wrap my arms around his neck to keep myself up before manoeuvring my body to the side, swinging all the way around him so I was now on his back.

Me: "Score one for Natalya! Ninja piggyback ride!"

I said doing a peace sign with my two fingers still clinging to Shino's neck with my other arm, my legs just there swinging; left, right, left, right...

I soon felt a lot of tingly pricks on my skin. I thought it was just adrenalin until I was suddenly pulled off Shino's back by a legion of bugs.

I wasn't too horrified, being suspended in the air was sort of cool and I wasn't that afraid of bugs. Not even worms. I'm that type of girl who can watch the nastiest creatures 'slugs for example' and not be afraid unless they jump at me or run across my foot. Frogs were a different case altogether. -Shudder-

Once his little bugs put me down on my feet I glared up at Shino with a pout on my face. I saw him crack his back creating a loud, dramatic echo. My mouth dropped open. I wasn't that heavy! For goodness sakes Rock Lee carries weights on his ankles that can create a crater in the ground and Shino had to hit my ego like that!

Shino: "Refrain from touching me"

I imagined him saying but I must have only heard what I wanted to hear. If he had said that for true I might have slapped his goggles off. It better have been my imagination...

I close my mouth folded my arm and glare at him childishly.

Me: "Humph, fine then."

I start walking over to Choji and I jumped on his back.

Me: "I'll just stay with Choji. He's much nicer than you."

I wrap my hands tighter around Choji's neck, resting my chin on his shoulder, my cheek against his and I wrap my legs around his tummy to get me steady.

Choji looked over his shoulder at me while I was glaring in Shino general direction with one of those childish looks of "ha ha he's my friend now; you thought you were irreplaceable but see how quick I replaced you" and sticking my tongue out too. (X')

Choji: "Um... Hey there... how's it going...?"

Choji ask semi-awkwardly. Well it is awkward; someone jumping onto your back I mean. I was so busy with glowering at Shino I forgot I was on Choji half a second after I actually got on his back. Impulsive blackout or something...

Me: "Oh hey Choji. Everything's great! My name is Natalya, by the way."

Hinata: "Natalya Hugh."

Kiba: "Yeah. And she knows who we are... somehow."

Naruto: "She lives here."

I look at each of them as they put in their two cent before smiling back down at him.

'Wow I had no idea Choji felt so comfortable. I could fall asleep up here.' I thought resting my head on his shoulder. I look over to everyone else and grin really big.

Me: "Aw you guys should come join me up here! Not you stinky Shino you're mean to me. I still love you though Shino! *insert weird looks from said boy and everybody else in the room* See, he's like a pillow! Choji is soooo huggable and f-"

The 'F' syllable ricocheted across the room sending a wave a panic to every. Everyone twitched, cringed or froze.

'No don't say the word!!' Everyone thought desperately and Naruto ran for me to cover my mouth before I caused all of them to be six feet under.

Naruto: "Noooooo"

The word was slipping off my tongue. Too late Naruto there was no hope to stop the word...

Me: "-fluffy!!!

I finished, grinning down at Choji when the sound of a record scratching made me look around. 'Did I just hear an Anime sound effect??'

Naruto: "Did... she just say......... 'fluffy'?"

Kiba:"Yeah she did..."

Hinata: "Thank goodness."

Shino: *Cricket*...*Cricket*...

I saw the expression on everyone's face and I smirked knowing what they probably thought I was going to say. Ah the taboo word. Never call Choji fat. I'm not mean... in that sense... I wouldn't call someone fat!

Me: "Yes I said huggable and fluffy. Choji is not fat, he's big-boned; right Choji?"

Everyone had stiffened up when I actually said "fat" out loud but relaxes at the following parts. I smile really big and gave Choji a big squeeze.

Me: "You're my teddy bear okay Choji."

;D. I give him a big thumb-up and a winning smile. He stares at me for a while before a smile slowly made its way to his mouth.

Choji: "Okay Nat-chan"

I squeal giddily and giggle ecstatically. Yahoo a nickname!

Me: "Whoa."

I exclaimed as Choji started jogging around in a circle. I giggled feeling like a little two year old. I hold on tighter so I won't fall and I hear Choji chuckle.

Naruto, Kiba heck even Akamaru and Hinata sweat-drops at our antics. Shino studied me, suspicion gleaming over his buggy goggles while I was blissfully oblivious.

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Thats all for this chappy. next chapter in process. Thanks for reading!

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