Episode 5-->That whole chase scene type scenario... East!? West!? Which ways best?! Ah, forget this! I’ll wing it.
Generally I wouldn’t think about the whole killing of rogues ninjas thing— like come on, anime, little cartoon violence, it’s expected— but when you’re put into that kind of situation and the anime characters are flesh and blood it’s the only thing you’re thinking of I tell you that. Arg, I’m making myself panic… Come on Natalya stay calm. I shut my eyes tight listening to the phone ring, silently begging for someone to answer.
Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. For the lord’s sake PICK UP!!
“(919) Nine-One-Nine, what’s your emergency?”
A woman’s voice suddenly sounded on the other end of the receiver making my heart jump, half from relief; half from being startled.
Me: “Oh thank the lord. I—“
I couldn’t finish my sentence. What was I doing exactly? Calling the police? No I wasn’t going to say something stupid like “a bunch of ninjas are after me, help, oh please” for the police to think it’s a prank and hang-up. That’s just cliché. I can just say scary looking guys rushed me when I was going out my front door and now they’re trying to kill me please send help. [Logic is sweet I know] But I can’t get the police mixed up in this mess. Even if they’re from an anime Kiba, Naruto and Shino are still deadly ninjas who can easily take down a few cops. (But what if they accidentally got shot?! I’ll never live down getting my favourite anime guys shot!!) I don’t know if it would get that dangerous but it was better not to get anybody involved. I don’t want to start World War IV up in here but I don’t want to die either.
“Hello ms, what’s your emergency?”
The women on the other line sounded impatient but uneasy, expecting the worst but keeping her calm because her line of work required her to. I swallowed my spit and licked my dry lips. The following sentence rolled out with ease since I said it many times before though in a totally, completely and utterly different type of situation.
Me: “Um y-yes… I would like to order a large, meat-lovers pizza, delivered; 30 minutes or less please.”
I heard the line go dead. It’s too late to turn back now. I prayed I was right. If not I’m so dead. Wait… I’m so dead anyway! Right now I have no help. Was it really too late to call back—no. No Natalya, you mustn’t.
I just sit in the dark cabinet for a second, thinking about nothing, but just sitting there trying to settle my nerve, having the phone that was now going ‘beep, beep, beep’ clutched to my chest.
Okay my game plan so far… I socked three ninjas with a baseball bat… I ran down stairs, banked a corner, grabbed up the house phone and hid in a cabinet… dialled the police… hung up from the police to prevent another unnecessary world war… and now… I’m sitting in a dark cabinet with a receiver cradled in my arms—Ok maybe that was less of a game plan and more of a list of the stupid things I had done in the last ten minutes but point is! Uh... point is… =_= I have no game plan…
I let out a breath through my nose and moan quietly while face palming. Why are anime guys so, so… so stinking ANIMATED! Why don’t they just relax and leave me alone. Why do I have to be any ninja? I’m a high school student on her summer vacation, give me a break! Oh the Irony... I need a break on my summer break. When did Shino have to send Hinata and Choji out, maybe they could have talked these buttholes out of this ridiculous— Oh my am I dumb or what!!? Choji and Hinata! I can find them and hopefully get these three lunatics to stop. Yes! Yes! YES! I’m home free!
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Fanfic***May contain spoliers*** After her parents and older brother, Leon, left for her aunt's wedding, a young teenage girl by the name of Natalya Hugh finds herself home alone after refusing to go with them. She later wakes to the unexpected. This is a...
