My Guests Are From Naruto Shippuden

Episode 14--> Fanservice! Its all for the amusement of the Fangirl!

Episode 14--> Its all for the amusement of the Fangirl!

"Bey, what possessed you to blow up my garage?" I asked after we left the garage and I was now upstairs, digging through Leon's drawer for something for the guys to wear. Naruto was still soot covered and standing behind me with Kiba and Shino. Kiba was snooping around the new room whereas Shino, curse his evil self, already stole cologne from this room, therefore already seeing the room and having no need to snoop. Choji was already in the shower downstairs and I let Hinata use the bathroom in my room down the hall.

"I dunno." Naruto mumbled moodily. "We just thought my Rasengan would be able to break the barrier." Something about the bleakness in his tone made me pivot on my toes. I looked at Narrie to see him staring off in space. The bundle of male clothing and underwear in my arms were tossed aside onto the bed and I ran to his side. Naruto, who had been caught up in his thoughts, looked up in surprise as I cupped his sooty cheeks.

"What's the matter Narrie?" I rubbed some of the muck from his cheek with my thumb to reveal his trademark whiskers. I searched his face and he studied me quizzically.

"Not-Nothing's wrong..." He trailed off weakly and a troubled look crossed his features. His gaze lowered to the ground and stayed there for a brief moment as I continued to platonically caress his cheeks. Where was my hyper Naruto! I hated seeing this side of him!

"How- How did you know something was wrong?" Naruto's wide blues clashed with my cobalts.

"Naruto." Kiba stated shaking his head and leaning his elbow on Naruto's shoulder. "With you moping about, a total stranger can tell you're not your usual self."

I nodded, agreeing with what Kiba said. Naruto was a knuckled-headed, loud-mouthed, super Ninja!! Anything less than hyper is abnormal. Naruto raised an eyebrow in Kiba's direction. Had he really been moping?

"It's nothing important I guess." He said indifferent and I dropped my hands from his cheeks. I took a step away from him and observe him. He had a faroff expression. It was so not nothing.

Suddenly a mischievious, Chesire cat smirk came to my lips and Kiba noticed it. He just stared at me in wonder removing his elbow from Naruto's shoulder and leaned against the wall. Shino was over by the bed digging through the clothing I tossed on the bed for something to wear.

"Naruto..." I said in a innocently silken voice as I turn around and lean my back into his form and wrapped my hands around his neck. I leaned the back of my head on his chest and ran my pinkie finger in the hair at the nap of his neck. "Won't you tell me why you're so distracted." I tipped my head back and looked at him through my lashes. Naruto had a tiny blush on his cheeks. "Tell me what's wrong booboo."

Kiba was watching me with an amused grin on his face and tried to stifle his chuckles. Wait, no, those strangled chuckles were coming from- O_O Shhinnnoo??! Wow I overcame the world if I made Shino want to laugh. I noticed all of this through the corner of my eyes while still keeping my gaze locked with Naruto. He seemed at a lost. I never even thought of using the seduction lessons Alexis gave me before now! Lexis you the bestest!

He looked ready to cave.

I pout at him, "Please Naruto," even though I was smirking inside.

And cave he did!

"Ok fine! I really need to scratch my butt and there's debri in these shorts!! It's in my butt crack man!! And it's already starting to chafe! My junk is uncomfortable and these damn bootyshorts keep riding up my legs!" He shouted all in one breath and I unwrapped my arms, turned around and took a HUGE step away from Naruto. His cheeks were flushed with embarrassment. I just stared at Naruto, mouth unhinged and catching flies. I didn't need to know that. My days would have been thoroughly fulfilled not knowing the condition of Naruto's junk. I shouldn't have pestered him because that was just TMI!!