My Guests Are From Naruto Shippuden

Episode 9 1/2-> You wanna know the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! [Part 2]

Episode 9 1/2-> You wanna know the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!! Or maybe you can...

“You were such a spaz!!” I yelled cackling like mad.

“You, you just stood there and crapped yourself! My god Naruto!!” I was dying of laughter at this point. Best Naruto OVA ever!!

“It doesn’t get any better than this!” Young Naruto from the video and I chorused together. I burst into a loud fit of laughter. It could not be truer!! It couldn’t get any better than this!!

Struggling— practically dying with laughter I started singing along to the ending song [Gyu-ru-ru] after striking poses at the beginning beats. Considering the fact the song was in Japanese I messed up a lot and had to resort to ‘hmm-hmm’ and ‘something-something’. Did I care—NO WAY! Ha I kept going.

“—no ikisa ma!!” At least I knew the last words right. The song ended.

Panting heavily I hold on to my stomach. I stayed panting before—

“hmp…” It escaped before I could stop it. A half-laugh that was too stubborn to stay down. Another half-laugh… A snicker… A chuckle… Then, finally, I was full out laughing again. Clutching my gut tighter I threw myself on the ground rolling from side-to-side. “AHHHHHH… HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!” I writher in laughter induced pain before finally, after a while, I stopped laughing. Panting I roll onto my back flinging my limbs out like I was doing a snow angel on the living room rug. ‘When was the last time I had an anime freak out moment like that, ah nostalgia…’

“Just plain embarrassing...” I heard someone cough and instead of being offended I smiled looking up at the ninjas who loomed over my reverse-prone body.

“Hey look its Naruto characters!” I exclaimed with fake amazement.

Smiling sheepishly I pick myself up from the ground.

“So……you guys understand now?” I bat my eyelashes at them shyly.

“That we’re anime characters?” Shino stated blandly. I nod slowly.

“Well gee you could have just told us that from the beginning!” Kiba says in a tone of exasperation.

My jaw dropped and staring at them blankly I’m sure my eye twitched. “How the hell was I supposed to tell you guys that?!”

“Come on we’re big boys and…girl and… nin-dog… We would have understood.”

I took on a look similar to this: =_=’. ‘I forgot that being anime also means that your logic on reality isn’t all there. I can’t believe that went down like that… And plus now thanks to them I realise for the first time that Hinata and I were the only girls here O_O’

I shook the thought of that fact away as I smiled feeling a weight lifted off my shoulders.

“See! I’m not an assassin! But… If I had a hit-list I’m sure a certain Inuzuka, Uzumaki and Aburame would be on it… Piece of advice boys… Sleep with one eye open… but anyway, anyway uh, so… um… you guys are okay with the fact that you’re anime characters right.”

I just needed confirmation. I sort of cringed when everyone’s eyes darkened at that. ‘Wow, you struck a nerve there Nat-Nat. Just the kind of baka I am I guess. I knew this was a bad idea.’

“Umm…” I say awkwardly, unsure how to go on. He must have seen the look on my face because Naruto puts his hand on my head and gave me a charming smile while he ruffled my hair. “Don’t worry about it.”

I gave him a perplexed look.

“Fondness of the fact has nothing to do with accepting it, Hugh-sama,” Shino elaborates in his naturally sultry voice—yeah I said it— cupping my shoulder in a firm hold.  “But we accept it and that’s all that matters.” Strangely it was comforting.

“That’s awesome then.” I stated simply as both Naruto and Shino remove their hands from my person. “Well that was anticlimactic to the fullest.” I grinned broadly. “But don’t start to think yinna off the hook, Kiba, Shino, Naruto.” I said pointedly.

“Yinna??” Naruto echoed a question in his voice.

“Its Bahamian. It’s our variation of ‘you guys’, ‘you all’, ‘you people’, ‘yall’, get it?” They shrug nonchalantly. “Jeez guys if you’re going to be here you got to get with the slang.” I told them whilst wriggling my hands as if saying ‘go with the flow’. Before I even finish my little hula dance I suddenly found myself up in the air.

“Ah!” I exclaimed as I latched onto the person for dear life. I soon found myself squished in a bear hug or more precisely a teddy bear hug. “Whoa Cho! Put me down!” I laughed & despite what I said I hugged him back.

“I knew you were good!!” He said happily as he rests me back down.

“Yay! She’s good! We were wrong! Let’s make up! Group hug?!” Naruto screamed as he and Kiba were walking towards me their arms open. I give them a vacant/bored glare and put my palm up.

“Don’t do it.” I deadpanned and their hands and heads immediately dropped. I grinned at the sweat-drop I was able to bring about.

Turning to Naruto, Kiba whispers near his ear, “I told you it wasn’t going to work.”

“Ah, ah, ah you approached it wrong.” I said giving them an easygoing smile as I continued, “There are only three specific things you can do for/get for me as peace offering!!” I decreed in a melodramatic way before a slow, wicked smile touched my lips.

“And… now that you all know that you are anime and do not think of me as ‘suspicious’ any longer then there’s no reason for me to hold back.” ^w^

I leap onto Naruto so fast I was there before anyone could say ‘what the hell did she mean’. I squealed like the fan-girl I was. Beaming with a bright smile I comb my fingers through his mat of blonde hair.

“My god! Look at my Naruto! You got so big and still cute as hell.” I gushed and everyone was looking at me like ‘heh?!’ I ignored them and tended to Narrie. His noses grew like Pinocchio’s at the compliment, only instead of lying he was gloating. “Shshsh… Well good looks do come naturally to me!”
I giggled.  This was one of the peace offerings: Let me be a fan-girl without repercussion. The other two would be giving me cheesecake or a chocolate bar bigger than my head!! ;)p

That night I freaked over each character in unique ways before they went to go take a bath and rest up. Although Naruto and Kiba were complaining about food and they were mumbling something about Shino’s bugs eating their breakfast??? Oh well whatever can’t leave my guests hungry right? XD

After that I was exhausted and crashed on the couch in the living room.