My Guests Are From Naruto Shippuden

Episode 12--> My play-date with the Akatsuki! Yay me!!

Episode 12-->Having fun at Deidara’s expense…might just cause me my life! Then again what do I know. My play-date with the Akatsuki! Yay me!!

“We need a place to stay.” Sasori responded without a hitch. O_O You says WHAT NOW?!

“Oh-ho-ho-no… You must be crazy. You’re crazy right? You run out of oxygen in that puppet of yours didn’t you?”

“Sasori-danna… it seems the girl is disrespecting you, un.” Deidara says to Sasori, who just grunts, before he leers at me. “You might as well agree brat! We’re not taking you back to your little home until you say yes, un.”

“Bleh! Kiss my sassafras!” I yelled at the blonde boy… who some fans confuse as a girl. [My god how?! Just because he has long hair doesn’t automatically make him a girl people!]

Deidara gives me a dirty look and a sneer and I secretly flip him off. Gee I really am not a morning person am I? Sorry people! I don’t usually treat the Akatsuki like this! Forgive me nana… FORGIVE ME! IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS! What the hell am I running on with LOL! I swear me and my ADD moments.

I coughed back a giggle. I blink as I notice a bug on my nose. My eyes bulge out of my head as I realise it wasn’t just a regular bug but, yes you guessed it, one of Deidara’s explosive bugs.

“YIPE!!” I shrieked swatting at the monstrosity. Get it off! GET IT OFF!

I scream as Deidara said the trigger word to set off the bomb. Ten seconds later I realise my nose was okay. Having to pry my own eyes open they open up to see a smiling Deidara.

“Ops… was that a dud?”

Before I can attempt to murderlize Deidara, Sasori beats me to the punch by A) knocking the wind out of said boy with a random cane to the stomach and B) striking him on the back of his head really hard. I giggled as Deidara rubs his head and pats his tummy…er…pats his head and rubs his tummy? Um… so confused right now…

I laugh at myself and my off-the-track train of thoughts.

“What a waste of time. Quit your foolishness Deidara.” Sasori orders in that raspy voice he has before he leaves us and hobbles over to the back of the bird. He sits down and stares at the horizon. Ok… Wasn’t he even going to negotiate?! I am not agreeing to this. I would love to have the two of them all to myself but there’s a conflict between those two and the guys I already have staying at my house.

I turn back around to Deidara and placed my fist on my waist. I look him up and down with a look of slight antipathy.

“You’re so immature for a 19 year old... Just because I told you to kiss my sassafras you try to blow me up…” I shake my head at him and he shrugs.

“Whatever, un… you had it coming.” I ‘tsk’ under my breath in amusement. What an apathetic response. I frown at him and saw an attractive smirk appear on his face.

“I should introduce you to my cousin Claudette she would totally beat you up for me or maybe Naomi she’s a sweetheart maybe some of her maturity will rub off on you.”

“…” He said nothing. Was there really no response to what I just said?

“Well…” I start to say, moving my hands from my waist and clasped them behind my back, “Since you’re 19 and 19 is my favourite number I’ll let it slide.” I tilt my head to the side and give him a carefree smile.

“I’m so very sorry I stepped on your foot before Deidara.” I push out my bottom lip and bat my eyelashes. “Can you forgive me?” I ask him slightly sarcastic and gave him the puppy dog eye. He seemed annoyed by it.