Goldenfeather: Hello, and welcome to....Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! Today's dare is... Never mind. Firestar, Sandstorm, I need to speak to you in private.
Firestar/Sandstorm: Sure!
Goldenfeather: Ok. So Nightheart_Moonshine dared you to, in her own words:
"I dare Firestar and Sandstorm to tell Squirrelflight and Leafpool that they never were their parents but Tigerstar and Goldenflower were. I want to see Squirrelflight's reaction to mating her brother XDDDD"
Firestar: Ok, here's the plan: *whisper whisper*
Sandstorm: Ok. Let's go.
*Firestar stands on highrock*
Firestar: Let all cats old enough to have their own secrets, I mean prey, I mean...
Crowd: Get on with it!
Firestar: Ok. In light of *cough recent cough* events... You know, Leafpool being the actual mother of the three,
Crowd: That's not very recent!
Firestar: Yeah, well... Sandstorm and I also have a secret. Squirrelflight.... Leafpool... We are not your parents either.
*Everyone gasps*
Sandstorm: Your real parents are.... TIGERSTAR AND GOLDENFLOWER!!!
Squirrelflight: What? But that means... I am mates with my brother! We had kits! We shall all die out of inbreeding! *edges away from Brambleclaw/star*
*mass chaos*
Squirrelflight: We're all gonna die!!!! I should of mated Ashfur, though he did push my daughter off a cliff...
Ashfur the ghost cat: Um... I'm your uncle.
Squirrelflight: Eww Eww Eww! Who am I not related to?
Firestar: Nobody. Nobodies safe! You shouldn't ever mate!
*Everyone backs away from their mates*
Squirrelflight: ACCKKK! *jumps of cliff, is ghost cat*
*Everyone lining up to jump off cliff*
Goldenfeather: Ok, this has gone too far.
Sandstorm: You're right! Everyone, attention please! Thus was all a dare. No need to jump off the cliff!
Firestar: Yeah, JK, April Fools
Squirrelflight: *growls, charges Firestar and pushes off cliff* And it wasn't even April!
Goldenfeather: Ok, by the powers of StarClan, all ghost cars except Hollyleaf and Ashfur are now non ghost cats. Otherwise it would just be a clan full of ghosts. And that would be bad. So before anything else happens, *loud crashing noise* See-you-next-time-on-ask-or-dare-the-warriorcats! *collapses*
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Ask the Clans
RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
