Goldenfeather: Hewo peeps and welcome back to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats. Today's dare will be fun. Okay. ashymoon123owl dared every warrior in ThunderClan to turn into what their name is. But we can't let ThunderClan have all the fun so.... EVERYBODY PARTICIPATES! Not every oder, auto correct you're so weird. Not sweet either.
Berrynose: What in StarClan are you talking about?
Goldenfeather: Meh auto correct. Wait a minute! The name wasn't Uh-oh before! Who changed it?
Berrynose: Uh..... I BET IT WAS BRAMBLECLAW!
Brambleclaw: Wha-? *looks up from eating fish*
Goldenfeather: Yeah right. Well anyways, HOCUS POCUS LABLOCUS! WIBBILY WOBOLY! AVADA KEDAVRA! Whoops, killing curse. And now I'm a feather. How nice.
Berrynose: Y am I a pile of berries?
Lionfur: Lol at least I'm alive.
Ashfur: TOADSTEP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ACTUAL ANIMAL!
In BloodClan...
Scourge: Hey bone!
Bone: *turns into bone* Yeah what?
Scourge: WTDF (why the dark Forest) are you a bone?
Goldenfeather: *suddenly appearing* Well I did this thing where you turn into your name...
Scourge: Why did I not turn into something?
Goldenfeather: Well, you're already a Scourge, and I was going to do Tiny but you're already that too!
*steam comes out of Scourges ears*
Scourge: AAARRRRGGGGG
Goldenfeather: See yah later. *disappears * Hey, why is there a campfire in the middle of the camp?
Daisy: We think it's Firestar.
Goldenfeather: Well, might as well put him to use.
*grabs marshmallow stick*
Lilyheart: Oh um that's Twigkit
*starts on fire*
Goldenfeather: 0_0 whoops. Wait a minute, how did I how this I have no hands. Hmmm I think I'm interpreting this dare wrong. Maybe it's the last part too?
*Berrynose is now a cat, but his nose is a berry. Same happens to others*
Goldenfeather: Well, Daisy, that didn't really help us, did it?
*Birchfall is now a dead tree*
Alderpaw: Help, my paw is a tree!
Brambleclaw: Ooh this might be useful *examines thorny claws*
Goldenfeather: *stares at mixture of random wildlife, mutated cats, puddles, and fire* I think it's time to change everyone back... WILLIWAW GLEEK SPRONK COILER CHAW
*everyone changes back*
Brambleclaw: awww
Berrynose: My nose! My beautiful nose!
Goldenfeather: Well, guys that was *coughnotcough* fun, so see you next time on Ask or Dare the WarriorCats!
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RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
