Berrynose: Hello? Testing... Testing... Um Ok. This works. So anyway, I'm the host today because.... Well, Goldenfeather hasn't quite recovered yet. So um welcome, whatever she says I don't really know what to do. Let's get started. Today, in Pandahugs225 's own words: I dare Leafpool to turn into a unicorn and then crush firestar with jelly beans (somehow...)!!!. Ok, hear that Leafpool? You are to somehow turn into a Unicorn.
Firestar: Whoa whoa whoa, what are jelly beans?
Leafpool: Uh... I dunno. And for the Unicorn part... Well, I have a secret. I don't have to turn into a Unicorn cause I'm already a Unicorn.
Firestar: What?
Squirrelflight: WHAT?!
Rest of the Clan: What!?
Leafpool: It's true. I am a unicat. *turns into unicat with an explosion of jellybeans*
*Firestar gets hit by two tons of jelly beans and gets crushed and dies*
Leafpool: Father! NO!!! *cries over his body*
Firestar: Did you really think I was dead? Me, the immortal leader of ThunderClan? Shame on you, shame! *Hits Leafpool on the head with a sack of jelly beans*
Leafpool: *still a unicat* I know where I'm not wanted. Goodbye kits!
Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyleaf: Oh yeah, you're our mommy. Mommy, if you're a unicat, does that mean we are too?
Leafpool: Nope, only Lionblaze because he's my favorite.
Lionblaze: *still an eaglecat from Sushi0004 's spoof book(check it out)* Now I'm an eaglecat AND a unicat!
Jayfeather and Hollyleaf: That's not fair!
Leafpool: I don't care, Lionblaze is the best. Jayfeather would just bump into trees and snap at kids. And Hollyleaf is the reason that I stopped being a medicine cat and she's a murderer, so I secretly hate her. And Lionblaze is a perfect little warrior that fights foxes and badgers single-handedly, and keeps the Clan safe. Who is also a murderer. Oh well! Goodbye world! *explodes into jelly beans again*
Lionblaze: *flying around* Wheeeeee!!!! *has flashy horn* Shiny!
Hollyleaf: I want to be a unicat! It's not fair! *cries*
Firestar: Berrynose? Are you here? Can you help with your magical host powers?
Berrynose: What magical host powers?
Firestar: You must not have them because you're not a real host! Bring in Goldenfeather at once!
Spottedleaf: Uhh... Are you sure?
Firestar: Yes! It's an emergency!
Spottedleaf: Ok, if you say so... *brings out Goldenfeather on the Warriors version of a stretcher*
Goldenfeather: Qwertyuiop!
Firestar: What?
Goldenfeather: QWERTYUIOP!!! FJTYFJTFYYFT
Firestar: What is wrong with her?! What happened?!
Spottedleaf: Well... Last time she collapsed and she hasn't recovered.
Goldenfeather: QWERT-
Firestar: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
Goldenfeather: Yuiop! Qwerty- wait what? Where am I? What am I saying?
Berrynose: GOLDENFEATHER! YOU'RE AWAKE! *jumps on top of her and hugs her* Wait, why am I hugging you? That's gross! Now I have she-cat cooties!
Goldenfeather: Eww! I have Tom cooties now!
Firestar: Now, a report from our agent on the field!
Brambleclaw: Outbreaks of cooties have been sprouting everywhere! Mass panic ensues! And since Goldenfeather and Berrynose are absorbed with the... Incident... I guess I'll close. See you next time on Ask or Dare the WarriorCats!
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