Goldenfeather: *panting* Well, I've read all your dares and today will be a combination one but seriously? My relationship with ThunderClan is not so great right now, and I have to force the LEADER to do things? Mwahaha it doesn't really matter they can never get rid of me.
Berrynose: There she is! Get her!
Firestar: CHARGE! Wait! The title includes me! Never mind.
Berrynose: Did you even read the title?
Firestar: It has my name in it, anything else is irrelevant.
Goldenfeather: It's too late now. Today's dare is from both HoNK_KiTteN and __HollyLeaf__.
HoNK_KiTten said "I dare Firestar to hug Tigerstar for a whole hour and then hug Spottedleaf in front of Sandstorm" and __HollyLeaf__ said "I dare you to push spottedleaf into firestar making then kiss and hold their heads together.. Im so ecil BWHAHAHA"
Firestar: Where is that granddaughter of mine? HOLLYLEAF!
Goldenfeather: No, not Hollyleaf, __HollyLeaf__ which is totally different.
Berrynose: How did you even pronounce that?
Goldenfeather: Same as (?!:;/fpd.-?',Chk^~*",•😺🐈💙💎🕷. Wait a minute... stop distracting me! Firestar *snaps* Stand right here! Tigerstar *snaps and Tigerstar magically appears*
Tigerstar: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! What form of torture do you require today?
Goldenfeather: Yours. You, Firestar, hug, now. *grabs stopwatch*
Tigerstar: WHAT?! THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAME FOR!
Firestar: NOOOOOO THIS IS ALMOST WORSE THAN THE WAFFLES
Tigerstar: Almost?
Firestar: I really hate waffles.
Random cat: *gasps* Firestar doesn't like waffles?
Goldenfeather: Not this again! Just hug him!
*Firestar and Tigerstar embrace awkwardly, probably because they are both trying to rip each other's throats out*
Goldenfeather: Claws unsheathed! Ten second penalty!
*both groan*
Goldenfeather: And now you have to give reasons that you love each other!
Tigerstar: I love you because... I don't.
Firestar: I love me because I am an amazing ThunderClan leader that is the most important cat in all the clans.
Goldenfeather: The other person! Not you!
Firestar: It's true! You said so yourself!
Goldenfeather: *regrets life*
Firestar: Fine. I love Tigerstar because he is my kit's father in law that ruined my kit's life by having a kit that made her uncle jealous and killed my granddaughter and me and Whitestorm by bringing Scourge to the forest and me, and all those other cats, and ME
Tigerstar: Same.
Firestar: ?
Goldenfeather: *facepaws* This is going to be a long hour
Firestar: You have nice... Leadership skills. By that I mean you were a leader.
Tigerstar: I appreciate your...parenting. By that I mean you were a parent.
Goldenfeather: Hours up! Tigerstar, go away, Spottedleaf, come here!
Tigerstar: No way am I going to miss this
Firestar: *after screaming his head off for several minutes* Well, that wasn't so bad.
*everyone glares at him*
Goldenfeather: *checks clipboard* Oh, and Sandstorm. Okay, now Firestar hug Spottedleaf.
Firestar: Yay! *looks at Sandstorm* I mean, uhhhh.... If I have to.
*They hug, with a lot less blood than last time*
Firestar: I love you because you are the prettiest, talented, and nicest medicine cat ever!
Spottedleaf: I love you because I watched you from the distance for like, one book and then I haunted your dreams forever and it was great.
Sandstorm: Is this really necessary?
Cinderpelt: Can he hug me next?
Goldenfeather: *sneaks up on pair hugging* *smashes heads together* Oh look at that I didn't even need to hold them there, they're already kissing. How do they even know how to kiss, they're cats.
Berrynose: You're a cat
Goldenfeather: We've been over this already.
Sandstorm: TIME'S UP! AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME STUPID FURBALL AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF, THOUGH I DOUBT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO!
*Sandstorm chases Firestar*
Goldenfeather: Whew. They're not mad at me for once.
Sandstorm: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS IS ALL GOLDENFEATHER'S FAULT!
Goldenfeather: Spoke too soon. Um, maybe I can help fix your broken caps lock?
Sandstorm: GRRRRR
Goldenfeather: Guess not. *runs* SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON ASK OR DARE THE WARRIORCATS!
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Ask the Clans
RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
