Goldenfeather: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! This is the last pending dare to do, so step right up, don't be shy, and post your question or dare in the comments section.
Berrynose: Or just never post dares. Everyone would be happier. Nobody has dared me anything bad yet, and I want to keep it that way.
Goldenfeather: Oh, be quiet! Of course we need things to do! Otherwise I will die of boredom.
Berrynose: Hmm, a world without you in it. That would be nice. Anyways, what's today's dare? Please don't say it's for me.
Goldenfeather: Today's dare comes from @123Patrick who says: "I dare; Firestar to have a staring contest with every cat he sees. When he will lose, he's gonna transform into a TREE :P"
Berrynose: Oooo...kayy. That's kinda random. At least I won't turn into a tree.
Goldenfeather: Well, it's a whole-clan thing. The loser turns into a tree. Okay everyone! Clan meeting!
Firestar: ANOTHER DARE?!
Goldenfeather: Yep. You heard it before, right?
Firestar: *sighs* Yes.
Goldenfeather: Okay people! 10am! Santa's coming to town!
*all cats stare at her blankly*
Goldenfeather: *sighs* Okay, you know what to do. *closes eyes*
Readers: Hey, who turned out the lights? I can't see a thing!
Goldenfeather: Sorry. If I turn into a tree it's all your fault!
Firestar: *sees Sandstorm* Staring contest!
Sandstorm: I need to win this! ACCKKK! My eyeballs are drying up! *blinks* *turns into tree*
Firestar: When will she turn back?
Goldenfeather: Never.
Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Birchfall: *sees Ivypool* Come on, daughter! I see you!
Ivypool: I need to win! I can't die without ever finding a mate!
Birchfall: Too bad. *claps paws in Ivypool's face*
Ivypool: Hey that's- *turns into tree*
Birchfall: MWAHAHAHAHA
Leafpool: Crowfeather! When did you get here?
Crowfeather: Oh no! You saw me! Staring contest!
*2 hours later*
Goldenfeather: You're the only two left, besides Berrynose and I.
Berrynose: I think they are goldfish. Goldfish can't blink.
Leafpool: On three, let's blink at the same time.
Crowfeather: One....
Leafpool: Two....
Firestar: THREE!
Leafpool: Dad! I thought you were a tree! *blinks and turns into tree*
Goldenfeather: Now there's a sentence you don't hear every day.
*Berrynose and Firestar enter staring contest*
Firestar: Fine. I give up. *blinks* *turns into tree*
Berrynose: It's just you and me.
*stare at each other*
*2 hours later*
Goldenfeather: Whohoo! New recor- *blinks*
Berrynose: Whoops. She was the only one who could turn people back.
Lionfur: *walks in*
Berrynose: *closes eyes* QUICK! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Lionfur: Quick question: Why is everyone a tree? Wait, why does that tree have Goldenfeather's face on it?
Berrynose: Long story. Anyway, do just happen to have magical narrator powers?
Lionfur: Nope. But I am good at Rubix Cubes. *pulls one out of pocket* Wait! I have an idea!
Berrynose: O_O Why do you have pockets?
Lionfur: Hey Goldenfeather! It's your turn to do the Rubix Cube. Remember, I told you you could?
Goldenfeather: Yay! Gimme! *Takes it* This is hard with cat paws. Oh yeah, everyone's still a tree. ABRA CADABRA!
*Everyone turns back*
Goldenfeather: Ok everyone! See you next time on Ask or Dare the WarriorCats. Keep those dares coming!
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Ask the Clans
RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
