Goldenfeather: Hello, and welcome back to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! And I bet every cat in the room just got scared at the title.
Berrynose: Wha, wha-bu-wa
Goldenfeather: Chillax, at least it's not specifically about you. *runs to highrock* And today's dare is from ashymoon123owl who says: I want all the warrior cats (even the dark forest,starclan, bloodclan and even Scourge) to turn onto dogs for one moon!!!
Firestar: Can you even do that? Is it legal?
Goldenfeather: Weeeee-lllllll I did the thing with the trees sooooo....
Berrynose: Ya mean that you have complete control over our lives?
*Berrynose drops dead*
*Berrynose is suddenly reincarnated*
Goldenfeather: Yep. Mwahahahaha. So anyways.... Yeah. And that was for Dovewing's silence. You were such a jerk.
Berrynose: dude, I didn't even READ that book.
*Dovewing cries*
Dovewing: I was a star! And no one cares!
Goldenfeather: Let's get on with this! Lionfur!
Lionfur: Huh?
Goldenfeather: Good, you're here. It's time! *snaps fingers
*Everyone turns into dogs*
Goldenfeather: On a totally unrelated note, that autocorrected into snape fingers.
Firestar: O_O? Woof! Ack!
Poppyfrost: Can't... Stop.... Chasing.... Tail!
Goldenfeather: I would help you but you were a jerk too. Heheh! Look I'm a dog!
Lionfur: Yay! I like dogs better. I need to go get my dog.
Goldenfeather: Probably shouldn't.... His little doggie mind might get confused.
Lionfur: Who cares?
Goldenfeather: Why do you even HAVE a dog? You're a cat!
Lionfur: Uhhhh
*In BloodClan*
Scourge: *evil plotting* Goldenfeather must die!
*turns into dog*
Scourge: REALLY needs to die! I will get you, Goldenfeather74!
Bone: Dog in camp! *attacks Scourge*
Scourge: It's me, you idiot!
Bright heart: I can't stand it any longer! I'm afraid of dogs!
Cloudtail: It's okay!
Brightheart: No it's not! You're a fluffy poodle!
Goldenfeather: Well, at least it's only for one moon!
*Everyone stares at her*
Goldenfeather: Okeee..... Yeah it's bad. But I can't fix it until the dare is over.
Lionfur: Hey! My dog actually likes me now!
Berrynose: SOME dogs sure don't want the moon to end
Cloudtail: Can't you do, like, a time skip or something?
Goldenfeather: MWAGAHAHAHA
Woof
Ok fine.
*2 weeks later*
Jayfeather: HOW LONG MUST THIS GO ON?
Goldenfeather: 2 weeks. Why?
Jayfeather: The only thing worse than being a blind cat is being a blind dog.
Birchfall: *bangs head on ground* AAARG
Goldenfeather: O_O You do not want to know what I accidentally wrote.
Lionblaze: *face paw*
Lilykit: I don't get it mommy!
Lionfur: You do not need to know. Oh look, a stick!
*2 weeks later*
Goldenfeather: Yay! The dare is over!
Lionfur: Bye-bye doggie. See you later.
*Everyone turns back into cats*
Poppyfrost: Why was I chasing my tail?
Scourge: At last! Time for revenge!
Goldenfeather: Uh-oh. I'll end it here. See you later guys on Ask or Dare the WarriorCats!
Berrynose: Are there more dares?
Goldenfeather: TONS! I will make it particularly painful for you.... MWAGAHAHAHA. Yeah.
Bye.
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Ask the Clans
DiversosAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
