Ask the Clans

Video games

Goldenfeather: I have received several dares that have to do with video games. While I have played Super Smash Bros, I have no clue what Zelda is, and this is more Lionfur's area of expertise anyway. Take it away! (Was going to put Hamilton reference but then it would just be awkward)

Lionfur: *glances at notecards* Uh, hi, my name's Lionfur, and um

Goldenfeather: Introduce the show!

Lionfur: Right. Sup my dudes! Welcome back to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! You do know I haven't even read most of this series, right?

Goldenfeather: *facepaws* Ssh. And stop talking to me. I no longer exist. All narrator powers are yours.

Lionfur: So today's dares are from... the_kirby_addict and NuggetMcMeep2004 who say "I DARE YOU ALL TO BE IN SUPER SMASH BROS! LAST ONE STANDING WINS MWAHAHAHAHA >:3" and "I dare all of the cats to play The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess" I actually don't know how to play that either. 

Goldenfeather: Thank goodness for google!

*a few hours later*

Lionfur: Well, I've watched a video without sound on it. I actually watched only five minutes of it, but I totally know what's going on!

Goldenfeather: *coughs*

Lionfur: Yeah, you just ride a horse everywhere as people make you do stuff.

Goldenfeather: *rolls eyes*

Lionfur: *hands out video game controllers that have magically dropped from the sky*

Mousefur: *eats it*

Firestar: *pokes it*

Berrynose: *turns it on* I'M READY

Mousefur: ? *starts gagging and choking*

Firestar: ?

Goldenfeather: ?!!

Berrynose: ...I may or may not sneak into your house at night to play video games with Agate.

Goldenfeather: Aww I knew you two would get along, you're both annoying!

Poppyfrost: Ahem.

Lionfur: Ahem. Super Smash Bros first!

Goldenfeather: I hope I remembered how it works correctly.

Berrynose: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! Hehe I call Kirby

*Mousefur selects Kirby*

Berrynose: Mousefur!

Mousefur: *is still choking, which presses random buttons*

Goldenfeather: You can still pick Kirby, Berrynose.

Berrynose: No way! I wanna be special! *mutters about elders having unfair privileges*

Lionfur: Cloudfluff, we're waiting on you! Do you know how to use a wii remote?

Cloudtail: It's CloudTAIL. And of course I do. I was a kittypet, you know! *is swinging wildly, pointed nowhere close to the TV*

Lionfur: Told ya I didn't read the whole series 

*the game commences, the soothing sounds of WiiFit being drowned out by screeches*

Berrynose: Hahahahahaha! *kills everyone* And now for Kirby! *Kirby avatar is sitting still, occasionally turning into a rock from Mousefur's spastic coughs or jumping*

Berrynose: *rushes Kirby*

Mousefur: *ejects remote, causing Kirby to jump and become a rock right above Berrynose's avatar's head* *cough sounds suspiciously like "get rekt"*

Berrynose: No! No! Noooooo! Whyyyyyy! *clutches remote, wailing* Stupid Kirby. So OPed.

Mousefur: *smirks*

Lionfur: Okay, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess!

*everycat prepares their controllers*

Goldenfeather: Plot twist time!

Lionfur: This wasn't in the script!

*everyone is suddenly outfitted in a green outfit and hat, except Tigerstar, who is for some reason dressed as Zelda*

Goldenfeather: Now rescue the princess!

Tigerstar: What princess?

*Tigerstar disappears, reappearing at the top of a rather large tree guarded by malevolent squirrels*

Firestar: I will save you, fair princess!

Goldenfeather: Wtsc 

Firestar: *charges tree*

*squirrels jump on him and forcefeed him waffles*

Firestar: Aggg that tickles! No! Not waffles! No!!! 

Darkstripe: *sneaks through the shadows past the squirrels, who are all distracted*

Tigerstar: You're here! My hero! *hugs*

Darkstripe: It is I!

Berrynose: Eww why is everyone speaking so weird?

Goldenfeather: Forsooth, me lad. Verily.

Berrynose: No really

Goldenfeather: Yeah, you're right, they probably don't speak that way in the video game. So... should we plan the wedding or something?

Tigerstar: What are you here for, Darkstripe? Get away from me!

Goldenfeather: Ohhh hmm maybe they were brainwashed? Hehe *backs away don't look at me*

Darkstripe: Uh, yeah, right! Why am I here in this tree? I have no memory of squirrels or anything! Yep. Why am I up here clearly nothing to do with squirrels

Goldenfeather: Well that was weird. Maybe I should play the real Legends of Zelda instead of watching cats poorly act it out.

Lionfur: See you next-

Goldenfeather: Ahem

Lionfur: You gave all narrator powers to me, remember? *ignores grumbling* See you next time on Ask or Dare the Warriorcats!

Goldenfeather: And hopefully it won't take 8 months this time.