Goldenfeather: Hey Warrior peeps! Welcome to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! I'm glad there are more dares, cause I was BORED. Berrynose... I'm sorry. I truly am.
Berrynose: What? What exactly is this dare? Does it have me in it? If it does... Give me the names and address, and I will electronically kill them.
Goldenfeather: I dare Berrynose to walk around in a berry costume with only his nose sticking out. But seriously, don't tell him it was meh. So yeah. Anonymous dare. So no killing.
Berrynose: When I find out who did this deed, I will... I will...
Goldenfeather: Just wait till you see the next dare! So let's begin. I have the berry Costume.
Berrynose: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Goldenfeather: Yep. Up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. (Simba is stupid in school)
Berrynose: Who's Simba? And WAIT! Do I have to wear this in PUBLIC?!
Goldenfeather: Of course. So come here. *holds up costume*
Berrynose: Noooooooo!
Goldenfeather: Too bad. *pulls berry Costume over his head* Now come on! Let's show it off to the world! At the Gathering tonight! And all of the Dark Forest 'traitors' will laugh and laugh and laugh.
Berrynose: Oh yeah... I kinda forgot about that.
*Goldenfeather glares at him*
Berrynose: Yikes.... You're really mad at me.
Goldenfeather: Ivypool SPIED for you. Anyway, let's go to the gathering. By the way, I covered it in pink sequins and glitter.
Berrynose: Wait... WHAT?! I am not a SHE-CAT!
Goldenfeather: Oh well. *smirking*
Firestar: Come on, ThunderClan!
Bramblestar and Bluestar: Hey! That's my line.
Goldenfeather: Oh StarClan, this gathering will be messed up.
Berrynose: Does that mean the dare is called off?
Goldenfeather: No way! Just means you are now showing off your outfit TO EVERY SINGLE CAT IN HISTORY!
Berrynose: NOOOOOOOO! WHY, STARCLAN? WHY?
StarClan: Because life.
Jayfeather: Yeah, good answer. Wait, Berrynose? Can I ask why you are in a berry suit covered in glitter?
Stick: Yeah, why?
Jayfeather: Be quiet, stick. This is not a sight for sticks to see. *covers stick's nonexistent eyes*
Berrynose: *facepaw*
Goldenfeather: You know sticks don't have eyes, right?
*Everyone reaches island*
Leopadstar: And on day 12 since last gathering we caught 9 fish, day 13 we caught 7 fish, on day 14 7 cats died from eating 7 fish, on day...
Blackstar: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
*Leopadstar shuts up*
Blackstar: Ok, my turn.
Mistystar: But it's my turn!
Firestar: Only one reporter per clan please.
Tigerstar: ME will report for ShadowClan.
Brokenstar: Nooo, I will!
*toms start killing each other*
*time skip*
Firestar: Now it's my turn! I have an important announcement to make! Now introducing..... Berrynose the Berry-with-nose-sticking-out!
*fanfare plays, spotlight turns on Berryno- er, Berry-with-nose-sticking-out *
Goldenfeather- Showing off this beautiful garment covered in pink sequins and glitter, Berry-with-nose-sticking-out is the image of warriorcat fashion! Come on, Berry-with-nose-sticking-out, do the fashion walk! Swing those hips!
Berry-with-nose-sticking-out: I hate you.
*Everyone laughs*
*Berry-with-nose-sticking-out starts jumping at Goldenfeather*
Goldenfeather: Um, See-you-next-time-on-ask-or-dare-the-warrircats! Phew.
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Ask the Clans
RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
