Berrynose: Darn, I need to be a substitute again. Well anyway, welcome back to Ask or Dare the WarriorCats! Today's dare, as you can see from the title is-
Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Berrynose: Calm down!
Firestar: WAFFLES! WAFFLES! THEYRE GOING TO EAT ME!
Berrynose: The dare specifically states YOU will eat the WAFFLES, not the other way around.
Brambleclaw: Say the dare already!
Berrynose: So today's dare is from-
Goldenfeather: Hey, that's my job!
Berrynose: GOLDENFEATHER! YOU'RE ALIVE! *gives hug* Whoops! Pretend I didn't do that.
Goldenfeather: Good thing I got my cootie vaccination. So anyway, today's dare is from SushiEatingDragon, formerly Sushi0004. She said: I dare Firestar to eat a waffle and Brambleclaw to eat kittypet food.
Brambleclaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! I HAD TO EAT THAT STUFF FOR A MOON, I'M NEVER EATING IT AGAIN!
Goldenfeather: Well too bad, you have to. CAUSE I SAY SO!
Brambleclaw: Fine, fine, I will.
Firestar: Well I won't. Hmph.
*ice cream truck music suddenly starts playing, waffle truck drives up*
Tigerstar: *is the waffle seller* Did someone order... Waffles? *grins evilly*
Goldenfeather: Yes
Firestar: NO
Tigerstar: Okay dokay, 5,000 Waffles coming right up.
Firestar: I thought you said I had to eat ONE waffle, not 5,000.
Goldenfeather: *sighs* I guess.... Ok, eat it!
Firestar: Brambleclaw needs to do it first.
*ice cream truck music starts playing again, kittypet food truck drives up*
Smudge: *is kittypet food seller* Did someone order kittypet food?
Goldenfeather: Yes
Brambleclaw: NO
*Smudge gives Brambleclaw a heaping platter of kittypet food*
Brambleclaw: Fine, I'll eat it. *starts eating it* Hey, not bad! *gulps it down* Your turn Firestar!
Firestar: Who's gonna make me? I mean, what happens if I don't?
Goldenfeather: You get erased from existence. And since the whole series is about you, everyone gets erased from existence.
Firestar: Hmm. *thinking it over* *demon Tigerstar appears on shoulder*
Demon Tigerstar: Don't eat it, Firestar. You know you hate waffles. Besides, who cares about everyone not existing? It's better than eating waffles.
*angel Spottedleaf appears on other shoulder*
Angel Spottedleaf: Eat it, Firestar. For me. Please? If you don't I won't exist.
Firestar: Fine, my love. *is speaking out loud to thin air*
All cats: O_O? Why are talking to yourself?
Firestar: I'll do it! I'll eat the waffle! *heroic fanfare plays*
Everyone in the whole universe who's a cool person: YAY! WARRIORS STILL EXISTS!
Firestar: *stalling* Does anyone know the history of the waffle?
Hollyleaf: I do! I do! The-
Goldenfeather: Stop stalling and eat it already!
Firestar: Fine, fine. *opens mouth* I changed my mind.
Tigerstar: Noooooooo I need to exist to enact my revenge! *runs forward and starts forcefeeding the waffle to Firestar*
Firestar: *screaming* The torture... The torture is real!
Random kit: Mommy, Firestar is talking with food in his mouth!
Random queen: I know dear. Firestar has awful manners.
*Firestar finishes waffle*
Firestar: I did- *explodes*
Goldenfeather: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Firestar exploded! He can't explode or warriors explodes!
Berrynose: Quickly, use your magical narrator powers!
Goldenfeather: Oh, right. FIRESTARUS UNEXPLODUS
*Firestar appears again*
Goldenfeather: Ok good, things are getting back to normal. Well, I think I should end it here. So just a note: I only have ONE MORE pending dare to do, and then I will die of boredom, so keep'em coming. And see you next time on Ask or Dare the WarriorCats!
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Ask the Clans
RandomAsk or dare any Clan cats in any books, alive or dead, anything at all, and they will answer (with help from Goldenfeather)
