Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

striped sweaters

You moved a box labeled 'sans' and put it on the floor. "You only have one box? "

You didn't get a reply so you turned around to eye the short skeleton. Who was sleeping soundly on the bed.

You should have known, he had said he was going to help you, considering that this was going to be his room too. You took a pillow and threw it at him. It smacked him in the face and it stayed there.

He didnt budge so you rolled your eyes and opened another box.

Sans' box had two jackets and 5 pairs of shorts and 5 sweaters. You mentally noted that he would need  clothes he could wear for now.

You weren't in snow-din anymore, you and everyone were now living on the surface, so he would need non wintery clothing. Which asked the age old question, do skeletons get hot?"

I mean, you already knew skeletons could be hot but....

Shrugging you went to grab the clothing and hang it up. There was nothing but empty space where the box had been.

You looked up and it was floating just out of your reach. You turned to see sans laying now on his side one hand guiding the box.

"Need some help?"

You smirked "well i guess i could use a hand"

Sans smiled dropping the box on the ground and getting up. He stretched out his arms.

"What are you even stretching sans, you dont have muscles "

"Whoa, i honestly came here to help you and i feel so attacked right now"

He took a box and opened it pulling up a sweater then another, each with different colored stripes.

"Just sweaters?"

"Well in snow-din it was super cold, but I have bought some more summery clothing "

Sans lifted up a tank top, also in stripes and he snorted into his hands.

"you have more stripes than a referee".

You laughed "they are my favorite thing to wear "

"But only kids wear stripped sweaters"

You gasped "no!"

Sans laughed "yes ______, only kids"

You pushed sans and he fell into he closet, he turned around, one eyebrow raised.

"Look i have a skeleton in my closet"

"Pfft, no need to resort to violence because you dress like a kid "

You leaned forward "do i look like a kid, sans?"

You made your voice husky and made it  so that air blew down sans neck bone as you said this.

He stilled and looked at you "no..."

You then slammed the door shut

"Good"

You took a breath as sans appeared right in front of you.

"You do know that i can teleport, right?"

You smirked " nooooo i didn't know..."

He rolled his eyes "well sarcasm queen, lets put these clothes up or we will be here forever "

"Sans its your fault its taking so long in the first place!"

Sans used his magic to lift everything into the closet.

"What? You could have done that the whole time"

He shrugged "you didn't ask"

"That's it"

You wrapped your arms around Sans from behind. The top if his head fit perfectly below your chin.

You pulled him back "you can't lift me, babe"

"I can... because I have!

You lifted Sans up

"DETERMINATION!"

and you definitely did have determination but so did gravity

Thus you both fell down and died.

Just kidding

You both fell down and Sans teleported the both of you on top of the bed so that you wouldn't have a bad time...

You giggled as you both bounced on the bed

"Are you trying to give me a heart attack (y/n)?"

You pulled his shirt open, making him blush bright blue.

"Where the heart? And why didn't I know you had one?"

"I have one (y/n)" Sans said suddenly really serious.

You looked at him "wha-

He placed a hand over your heart "it's right here"

You grinned and hugged him tightly "you're such a cheese"

"A cheese?"

"Yup"

"that's Gouda "

You hummed into his chest enjoying him being there.

"Also your underwear is also striped"

"You go from extremely sweet to dirty so fast"

"Yea.."

"I love you, ya dirty skeleton "

"I love you too, ya traffic cone"

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SANS?, (Y/N)? I MADE SOME SPAGHETTI...

papyrus smiled and put down the spaghetti in the night stand and he pulled a cover and placed it over you and Sans.

You both were quietly snoozing, you asleep on top of his and his hand in your hair.

He closed the door quietly but then he opens it again and had his phone taking a picture and posting it to the undernet. He took  a selfie with you both sleeping.

#coolskeletonwithsleepynerds

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Just  a little one shot that I wrote a while ago but I hadn't posted it, but now I am. Its short and probably doesn't make much sense.

But all well ヾ(o◕ω ◕)ﾉヘ（。□°）ヘ

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