Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

suits you

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"Are you completely sure that i cant just wear my regular clothes?", sans asked placing his hands uncomfortably in his jacket pockets.

"For the tenth time today over here sans, no this is a very formal event and means a lot to papyrus ",you paused to Gage his reaction. 
"And it means a lot of me", You said. 

He sighed in defeat "fine but you have to stay by me in the dressing room, i don't like those nosy workers", he said

You laughed sans was acting like a child, a man child wait no a skele- kid you giggled. As sans eyed you " whats funny hunny",? He asked leaning close. You smirked nothing nothing!

He went forward when you gave him a chaste kiss between his eyes winking as you lead him into the tailor shop. His grin slightly deflated as you two entered.

A finely dressed man greeted you, "How may i help you, young lady and young sir?" He asked. You smiled politely back. "Um can we see some suits, for weddings not funerals cus its not for one, like wouldn't that be bad hahahaha uh, preferably", you said feeling your face go red, you hadn't ever done this before and from sans snort you knew it showed.

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"Say, what exactly is the difference between a funeral suit and a wedding suit"? Sans asked giving you a lop sided smile. You felt another tinge of heat develop on your cheeks, "sannnsss",you said sitting down.

He laughed "pay back"!

"So salty, all these flavors sans and you choose to be salty".

He placed a hand dramatically on his chest "i feel so in salted right now"

You laughed pushing him slightly, "omg shush your boney face"!

"Ahhh i have been a-salted"!Sans yelled. You shook your head

"Someone is gonna think im really assaulting you", you said.

Sans smirked before yelling  louder, you laughed covering his mouth "sans"! You said as he began to laugh as well. You missed stepped when sans moved and you both ended up landing on the floor. You were under neath him both of you still giggling. 

After you started to calm down sans leaned down "ya know if you want to jump my bones, you don't have to ask",he whispered.

You felt yourself leaning up to kiss him...

"Alright mr.bones! I have the first suit you can try on and i can see..."

The man paused

You paused staring up at the man, and quickly you both scurried to your feet. Both of you were blushing as the man awkwardly handed sans the suit.

He began to left and he turned "please no sex on the chairs, they are old and could break"

You sputtered and apology and sans laughed and shook hands with the man.

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After that embarrassing scene, you leaned against the wall waiting for sans to emerge from  the dressing room.

He had insisted that you stay but you didn't want another incident to happen. 

You were truely convinced when his eye sparkled blue at your words "accidents happen", he said huskily.

"And almost 99% of accidents are preventable", you said with a finger wag.

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You waited patiently for sans, hearing the shuffling of clothes.

You closed your eyes as you leaned your head against the wall enjoying the cool sensation it caused.

Things went silent, and you turned hearing the scraping of the rings being opened.

"Finally i thought you got lost " you said turning to observe sans outfit.

You paused, eyes widening, heart quickening in pace.

Sans was standing in a neatly tailored suit, the white undershirt perfectly with a vest,  bow tie with black slacks. He was quiet a large blue blush spread against his cheeks, a few sweat beads forming on his skull, his eyes darted from the floor to you.

You couldn't believe your eyes, he was just so damn cute.

He took a finger and placed in in the collar of his shirt, pulling it slightly. "Uh...um.. it looks weird huh? "He asked.

You shook your head no. You realized that you hadn't said anything,  that you had just been staring.

You moved closer to him placing a hand under his chin, you kissed his cheek and his forehead.

You brought your face to the side of his head "you know sans i think it... suits you..."

You backed away

Sans blinked before laughing so hard that he was clutching his ribcage.

"Oh my god, no babe just no "

You winked "suit yourself"

Pffft

"Puns are my thing"

" oh shush", you said kissing him.