Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

morning

Mega chapter! This is honestly is just random fun i thought up of but here
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You limped, not because you were hurt, nothing like that, you were limping because the heel on one of your shoes was broken.

Your dress was ripped in various places but not any kinds of revealing. You sighed the sad part was you were stone cold sober the night before and you were still sober, you had passed out sure but from exhaustion.

You woke up in that damn party house in a room next to your friend. She was passed out and you were annoyed. She had dragged you there with a guilt trip and now you were late for work and looked like you had gotten in a fight.

You ran your hand through your hair, trying to make it look decent. "Forget it" you said shaking your head, you felt dizzy. When was the last time i slept you thought rummaging through your mind for answers. "About a day ago..maybe"

Your stomach growled and you sighed if you didn't eat something, you surely wouldn't make it through the day.

You looked around, you spotted a hot dog stand, you remember passing by it on better days, usually the owner, a short cute skeleton, was asleep.

You wondered how he stayed in business if he was always napping on the job but you shrugged it was food right?

You stumbled over holding onto the counter for support. "Heya, you looked at the sign, sans?"

"like the font"

You looked at him, he had white lights for eyes and you found it interesting, you hadn't ever seen him awake.

"You there? Huh sleepy diva?"

You nodded "yea can i have a hot dog?"

You liked his voice, it was like deep velvet, matched his nonchalant attitude. It was sorta..kinda attractive.

"Sure but im out of those, wanna hot cat?"

You made a face, "is..it... made out of cat?"

His ever smile widened "are hot dogs made out of dogs?"

You laughed "no...okay smarty skull, gimmie a hot cat"

He reached and grabbed a hot cat, it had cat ears made from tooth picks. you picked it up "oh no"

He raised a 'brow' "whats wrong?"

You stared at the hot cat

"Cat got your tongue? "

You grinned "aww man this is too cute to eat" you handed sans money.

You yawned " you don't sell coffee by any chance or steroids or anything like that "

" no, all out"

You laughed again, a tired laugh, "well as much as i would like to do playful banter with you all day, I'm already late as it is, so i will see ya round"

"See ya, sleepy diva"

You winked at him

" hey wait this is too much!"

You turned and waved "keep it! For the being so cute...i mean shit..."

You turned and stumbled away, and sans watched you intrigued and blushing.

You took the hot cat and stumbled over to your job.

"________! Where the hell were you! I have been trying to call you all day yesterday and thus morning, where is your phone? "