Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

assumptions

"Wait you said _____ and sans are in the room by themselves?"

Papyrus nodded THEY WERE IN THERE WHEN I GOT HOME! I THINK THEY ARE ON A DATE!

"oh my god! I have to go see.."

NO METTATON! THEY ARE ON A DATE!

"Oh darling, you are so innocent,... what if he...omg!"

WHAT IS WRONG?

"My innocent ____! That dirty little skeleton! "

I DON'T UNDERSTAND METTATON?

"I'm going to get that little..."

Mettaton stormed up the stairs papyrus confused, followed.

Mettaton grabbed the handle to sans room

He could hear muffled sounds from with in.

"Sans! Its not going to fit!"

Mettaton paused at the sound of your voice.

"It will, watch, I'm just going to wiggle it a little..."

"Ah! Sans!! Look i told you it was too big! Now its stuck in there!"

"Oops, help me get it out!"

"You did it so now you can solve it on your own!"

"It takes two, to do this"

There was muffled movement and then quiet

"Look i got it out!"

"Good job sansy, wait.."

" I'm going to try again"

"Sans, no!"

"Sans, yes!"

"Oh! Its actually good now"

"Right? "

Mettaton slammed the door open "you two are having sex!"

You and sans were startled and you both looked at mettaton who was breathing erratically.

You turned to sans "we Are? Sans you should have told me! I would have payed more attention "

Sans laughed and got up " whats up mettaton, whats with that look on your face?"

Mettaton looked around the room, seeing a game sitting on the bed, it was stuffed in a pillow the kind meant to put pictures in.

Sans had a smirk on his face as mettaton realized that he made a mistake.

Papyrus had gloves over his eyes "um..mettaton?...sans?"

" hello papyrus, would you like to join us? We are playing junior jumble, the board game" sans said still smirking widely at mettaton.

You sighed leaning back, mettaton was your best friend but had a tendency to get over protective, you would think he would trust sans more considering sans allows him to date papyrus.

Mettaton turned around and walked to the living room completely silent.

"Sans? Is..are you doing..the sex?"

"Pfft, no bro"

You blushed and got up "papyrus, lets get dinner started okay?"

"...OKAY"

you looked to sans who gave you a wink before he followed you to the kitchen.

You sighed as mettaton looked away from you. You giggled and poked him "you know, im an adult and can make my own decisions "

"Yes, i know darling"

You crossed your arms "and if i want to bone my boyfriend then you can't stop me"

"Ahhhrg"

"You tell 'em babe!"sans said from the kitchen.

Papyrus was too busy cooking to hear.

Sans appeared next to the couch and he slowly said " see what happens when you make assanptions"

Mettaton huffed and joined papyrus in the kitchen and you and sans high fived.

"Heh you know.."

"Know what?"

"We could actually bone.. . "

You swatted sans "down boy"

"Aw come on, throw me a bone"

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