Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

first kiss fails

Now as you can imagine skeleton do not have lips so your first kiss with sans was a bit strange not even in the context of the no lips.

It took a couple of tries

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You took a breath "i don't know about this sans, i have never done this before"

"Its okay, its easy, i will start, just follow my lead okay?"

You nodded and grabbed his hand, you wobbled and ended up making the both of you fall down

"Ah see! I told you i can't ice skate!"

Sans laughed "did you have  a ICE  trip, though?"

You exhaled and pouted "im not getting up now"

"Yeah you are" sans used his magic to lift you on to your feet.

You let out a scream and grabbed onto sans tightly for support."that the spirit _____! Just hold onto me "

You tried to steady yourself wondering how sans so easily glided around.

"Sans how are you so good at this?"

" practice"

You shook your head "this is scary"you buried your face into the fur on his hood.

"Its like dancing, just follow my lead and-"

You hung onto sans tightly and trembled.

"If you want to stop, we can"

You shook your head and smiled as you lifted to look sans in the eyes "i like being this close to you"

He stared at you or more specifically your lips.

You followed his lead this time and you both leaned in to kiss.

Bonk!

The noise filled the air and you placed a hand on your forehead. "Ow" you said as you laughed. Sans took your hand off to inspect your head. You had a red mark from bumping your heads together.

"Aww..shit...I'm sorry.." 

You shook your head still laughing "wow that was fun"

Sans made a face "i wasn't lying when i said i didn't have lips"he brought you two to a stop and you both sat on the snow bank.

Sans rubbed the back of his skull and looked at you guiltily. "Im sorry about that"

You smiled at him " its okay sans really"

"No, its not! I hurt you and i cant give you what another human can give you.."

You tapped his skull lightly "sans i don't want a human, i want you, ya Numbskull".

Sans let out a sheepish laugh "i really am wrapped around your finger ,aren't i?"

You shrugged "yeah just a lot "

You leaned to kiss his cheek and he turned his head to say something.

Bonk!

"Aww man" you said rubbing your forehead.

Sans looked mortified and he pulled into himself "i did it again!"

You laughed as you tried to get his attention "sans come on look at me, I'm okay! anyways i have always been told, I'm hard headed"

Sans looked at you and he smiled slowly.

Snow began to flutter down on the two of you, you both watched it, in comfortable silence.

"I'm a snowflake"

You took your eyes off of the snow and looked to sans"what?"

"Cus I'm falling for you"

You smirked and tackled sans into the floor. You pinned him there and leaned close to him "you look cold sans, want to use me as a blanket"

He laughed "oh man you're too good.. "

"Sans stay still, okay?"

He looked at you with questioning eyes, you leaned down and pressed a kiss to his teeth.

He stayed still as in not to hurt you again.

"Sans...

He gulped "...yes?"

"Kiss me back"

And he did

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"Ah ha! Look look sans! I'm doing it!" You had your arms stretched out like a bird and you were wobbling but staying up on the ice.

"Good job! "

You grinned and started towards sans who was watching from the snow bank.

"I think i can...oh...fu..."

You slipped back and expected  a painful, and cold filled fall but you didn't have one.

"I'm not going to let you fall"

You smiled and took sans help to the snow bank "well I'm still awful at ice skating"

"Yeah"

You looked over at sans "wow that's was encouraging "

Sans smirked "sorry"

"Why is it when you smirk, i feel like you're not really sorry"

He laughed "come on babe"

You took his hand and got up with him "well i guess its consellation for smacking me in the skull several times"

Sans blushed "it was only two times! I thought we promised not to bring it up anymore! "

"I never said such a thing!" You said enjoying sans flustered face.

"Aww sans are you pouting?"

"No!"

You rounded sans and took his skull in your hands "don't worry sans, you just need.... practice"

And practice you did, in the middle of snow falling.

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TELL ME WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU TO STAY OUT IN A SNOW STORM?

You sniffled and coughed lightly into your blanket.

Sans shrugged and handed you a cold wash cloth.

SANS YOU KNOW _____ SHOULDN'T BE OUT IN THE COLD SO LONG!

"Snow kidding"

SANS! THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE!

you giggled

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!