Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

curious

Make out with a skeleton?

Is it okay if reader Chan makes out with Sans?

Aaall well I'm still gonna do it anyways

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"Paps! Do you want a nicecream?"

SURE!

You smiled at the blue bunny "two please"

"Of course for my number one customer, one for free!"

You grinned and paid then followed papyrus. "Want orange or blue?"

ORANGE!

You should have known, you opened your own 'you look wonderful today'

You smiled at the light blue color, it kinda reminded you of Sans..you blushed at the thought.

YOU'RE A PRECIOUS CINNAMON BUN, TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD...WHAT DOES THIS MEAN (Y/N)?

you giggled "exactly what it says, Paps, you're a cinnamon bun"

I AM NOT PASTRIES!

you shook your head "that's not exactly what It means.."

You noticed that papyrus hadn't tried to eat it and you nearly slapped your head, skeletons didn't have tongues ,he would just have to bite it..well they didn't have brains either so..he wouldn't get brain freeze right?

"Paps.."

You up paused seeing an orange tongue appear out if his mouth ,he licked the nicecream.

HMM?

"You..have a tongue?"

YES..SO DO YOU

Paps seemed a bit confused by your bewilderment.

"But..you're a skeleton "

YES! A MAGICAL SKELETON! WE NEED TONGUES IN ORDER TO EAT AND GAIN ENERGY

"Ahhh that makes sense...wait does that mean Sans has a tongue also?"

Papyrus gave a confused look as he seems to be thinking.

I ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW

"...?"

Well Sans did pretty much eat nothing but ketchup and now that you thought about it, you hadn't ever seen him open his mouth!

How had you never asked these questions? Then again talking to Sans was kinda hard to talk to especially when you figured out that you were crushing hard on him.

Which has been even more hard now because you happen to stay over a lot with Paps, for sleepovers. So avoiding Sans has not exactly been subtle. Though you didn't think he cared if he noticed.

You sighed as Paps was studying you.

(Y/N), I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T KNOW IF SANS HAS A TONGUE, DO NOT BE SAD! WE CAN GO ASK RIGHT NOW!

"wait! No Paps! I'm not mad at you! Hah I just had something else on my mind let's not bother Sans"

You finished your nicecream and got up with a stretch "so..what now?"

(Y/n)..why have you been ignoring Sans?

Papyrus was always loud and bombastic when ever he spoke, so you knew he has more than serious.

You looked at papyrus "...er.."

And that's how papyrus made you admit to him about your crush.