Attack on One-shots

Comedy Central. Connie x Reader

EDITED
(SH/N) = Ship name
(H/L) = Hair length
(H/C) = Hair color

"HIYYYYAAA!" Connie, your crazy ass boyfriend, screams, running towards your body that is facing away from him, talking to Jean, Marco, and Sasha.

"I heard that Corporal Levi- AH!" You begin to say, but instead is interrupted by your own scream as you are tackled to the ground. Connie lies on top of you putting as much weight down as he can. Jean, Marco, and Sasha burst into laughter. "Connie, get off of me," you demand frustrated.

"Never," he replies.

"Please?"

"No."

"God dammit Connie. You're heavy!" You finally have the chance to push him over, and he lands on the green grass with a thud and an 'oof'.

"You two are adorable," Sasha beams with her hands on her cheeks looking at you two. "(SH/N) all the way!"

***

It's time for lunch and everyone piles into the mess hall eager to get their food and enjoy the nice hot soup with a side of bread-and for Sasha, a potato. You and your crew sit in your usual spot, and begin to dig in. When Connie isn't looking, you ask-more like begged-Sasha for a little piece of her potato that you can crush. After a little convincing, you finally get a piece, and smash it in your hand.

"Hey Connie?" You ask getting ready to smash it in his face.

"Yeah?" He turns around to face you.

"There's a little something on your face. It's riiiight..." You smash the clump of potato on his forehead. "There."

"Oh you're dead!" Before you could even sit up, Connie grabs you by the waist, dunks a piece of bread in his soup, and throws it straight in your face.

"One of them is totally going to die at the end, and I vote Connie is!" Reiner yells out. You take Sasha's glass of cold water, ignoring her pleads to hand it back, and dump it down his back. He jumps around from the sudden, cold impact.

"Ah! Cold!" He yells, his voice cracking. He grabs his cup and dumps it on your head. Your (H/L), (H/C) hair stuck to your wet face as you shiver from the cold water. It's such a waste of water, considering how low you are on your supplies.

"You guys are such children," Mikasa snaps in a snarky tone, rolling her eyes.

"It's better to be children than to be adults that barely do fun things!" Connie remarks, throwing a noodle from the soup at your face. It lands on your forehead, and sticks there. You laugh, knowing you probably look hilarious.

"Hey Jean, why don't you get your food from your stable and join in on the food fight?" Eren asks.

"Shut up Jaeger," Jean sneers.

"Horse face."

"Suicidal bastard."

"Both of you calm down. Nobody else needs to be fighting," Mikasa demands, shutting the boys up immediately with her incredibly stern tone.

"Damn," Jean mumbles under his breath.

Connie takes whatever he has left of his bread-a little more than half-dunks it in his soup like he did before with the little piece, and aims it right for your face. You duck just in time, but a certain someone is behind you, definitely at the wrong time too. The bread splatters all over his face, and little pieces clump in his hair.

"Springer. (L/N)," Corporal Levi growls. His face is more menacing than usual. You both know what you had just gotten yourselves into. You have to admit, if it wasn't for Connie, none of this would have ever happened. It was his fault for tackling you outside, but it was also your fault for causing the food fight. You knew that if you were to put that mashed up potato piece on his face, he would have done something to you. It's just how Connie is. In conclusion, it was actually both of your faults. Connie's fault for making you get revenge, your fault for causing the mini food fight.

"Y-yes?" You stutter, gulping after. Even though Levi is way shorter than the both of you, he is still way stronger, and more powerful. The only thing most likely holding him back from killing you two, is Commander Erwin.

"My office. Right. Now." He stomps away. It was as if a dark aura had formed around him and followed along with his body wherever he went. He goes to the mess hall, it follows right after. He goes to his office, it follows right behind. You gulp once again, and draw in a ragged breath. Connie puts his hand flat against your back, and slowly, but gently, pushes you forward to the direction of the Corporal's office.

It was at that moment (Y/N) and Connie realized... They fucked up.

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That 'in conclusion' part reminds me of the end of a school essay. XD I hope you liked this one shot, and sorry that it's pretty short. I didn't really have any ideas for this one, but I liked the general idea of it.