Shade's P.O.V
"Yeah it's me, SHADOW, FROM THE TOURNAMENT OF ELEMENT YOU LITTLE SHI-" I yelled at them, but I didn't get to finish my words. Griffin looked like a moldy potato who forgot to wear concealer today. As I was laughing, they noticed me wearing a lion costume. "Why are you wearing that?" Ash said looking awkward at me. "Blame Cakette," I replied, "she wanted me to look 'hot' for you guys."
"I'm not feeling it," Griffin said.
"Yeah, neither am I," Cole said.
I rolled my eyes and said, "I have to come with you." They asked why. I then replied with, "because it will make this story more freaking interesting! Have you thought of that?"
"No offense, but You're too ugly to be interesting," Griffin told me.
"Says the wannabe uncle of my child," I replied.
"Wait, you're actually having a baby?!" Cole asked in shock.
"Well duh, then why do you think I posted it on NinjAgram!"
"You shouldn't come with us then... If you're pregnant.." Ash said walking over to me, putting his hand on my armor.
"You piece of crap, do you even know where babies come from?!" I asked.
"Uh... It all starts when you eat watermelon seeds... The fluid in your stomach makes it grow, so yeah I do."
"Much educationalness," Griffin sniffled.
"Thanks baby," Ash replied.
After that, we were quiet for a moment. The next minute, they let me join them. We all then began to hold hands and started singing on the way to Neuro's house.
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Colake ~ Journey to the Land of Cake
FanfictionSequel to "Colake~ A Cole X Cake Fanfiction." After Cakette sprayed Cole with a potion that could permanently turn him into a cake, the ninja & elemental masters must journey to the Unknown Land of Cake to find a way to reverse the spell. Based on a...
