Colake ~ Journey to the Land of Cake

Vinez

A day later...

Cole's P.O.V
  "When are we going to be there?" I asked Ash, whom had me in his arms. Ash then replied, "when your lazy ass gets over that pregnant whor- uh I mean Shadow." To be honest, I could barely move in the morning. Why would Shadow say something so awful to me? It broke my heart. . . But it wasn't as broken as my crumbling body. Pieces of chocolate cake took their place as my skin.. This morning, I woke up screaming with my thumbs broken off. As we kept going, I noticed that we were walking into a licorice forest. Black and red vines hung from the trees. "Where the hell are we?" I asked. "STop AsKiNg QuEstIOns," Larry told me, "yOu BUg mE." As we got deeper into the forest, I spotted a small person, distant from where I was. "Wha- , who is tha-?" I asked. Just then, Larry head butted me in the butthole. "OW!!"

"Stop talkING!" Larry told me in a sassy tone.

"Okay. Jeez!"

"HEY GUYS!! IT'S ME!! GRIFFIN TURNER! YOUR SAVIOR!" The distant man spoke. Me, Ash, and Larry all ran forward. We all spotted Griffin right in there, in front of us. He still had his robe and his glasses and of course, the wrapper. "OMG IT'S GRIFFIN," Ash hollered. He then put me down and wrapped his arms around Griffin. "Omg Ash! It's so good to see you!"
"SAME HERE PUTA," Ash replied, "you look SO good! Have you been using Covergirl?"

"No, Revlon."

"KYS," Ash spoke, pushing him away.

"You got the raper!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah, I did..." Griffin said, "have you seen Shadow?"

"No, I hate him!"

"Why?!"

"He said mean things about me..." I said, beginning to cry.

"Aw it's okay. . . He's just a pregnant lose-"

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT PREGNANT."

  We looked behind and gasped, "sHADOW." Oh no... The beast was here, standing in front of us. Shadow walked up to us with his arms crossed. "Aren't we going to find Cakette now?" He asked. Like a whiny little bitch, I ran off into the wildness.