FML. THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETE BULLCRAP :)
Shrek's P.O.V
7 minutes after pulling 10 onions after my pocket, I divided my onions between me and Nya. She was pretty cool, much better than Fiona. Fiona's "love" was just a waste of my time! She cheated on me with Cory Baxter..and then with a swimming pool...Well screw her! I watched Nya chew into the delicious onions.. I hope she knew that those were from my swamp.. I'm glad that she actually appreciated me.. Nobody ever did, except for that stupid jackass named Donkey. Donkey left me to raise his 3 dragon babies... Fiona was nothing but a faker. "So, where are you from Shrek?" Nya asked me looking up. "I'm from a swamp," I told her, "and I hate it when people are on it." Nya shrugged and kept eating... She didn't have manners... Just like me. Her hair looked like Lord Farquad's but who cared? I felt like sucking the onion juice out of her lips... Her big, red, wet, lips...Was I in love?
Griffin's P.O.V
I walked over to the closet where I heard Shade's scream. I placed my hand on the knob and pulled it open. There was nothing but outfits hung up on hangers. Until, I looked below. There was some piece of taffy on the floor.. Dang, Neuro needs to learn to pick up his trash! I thought it would be nice to help the man out, so I picked up the piece of taffy and walked out the door. "Guys! It's alright!" I yelled at them. "It is?" They all asked. I nodded and said, "come check out this piece of taffy!" They all walked over to me to check it out. How did I find this candy so interesting? Was I in love?!?
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